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For the Ladies: Seven Reasons You Should Consider Anal Sex

Begging for forgiveness

Try it, you’ll love it. No seriously. Trust me.

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An Email Exchange Between Pirates

An Email Exchange Between Pirates

If you’re a modern Somali Pirate, you can charge your victims for expenses incurred while holding a ship hostage in addition to the ransom that you’re demanding.  That’s like someone crapping on your face, and then making you …

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F*ckin’ Bears

Fckin-Bears

A Flowchart to Determing if You’re Going to Have Sex on this Date

A Flowchart to Determing if You’re Going to Have Sex on this Date

When you’re out on a date, it’s hard to avoid wondering whether or not the night is going to end with you having sex.  With that in mind, we’ve created this handy flowchart to help you determine whether or not your going to ha…

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8 Things That Will Definitely Happen at Summer Camp

8 Things That Will Definitely Happen at Summer Camp

Summer Camp is an important experience in every young boy’s life.  Camp is the place where some of the most formative events of your adolescent existence occur.  So, for all the 9-14 year olds out there who regularly read Holy Taco, …

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Justin and Johnny: Whore Island

Justin and Johnny: Whore Island

Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we’re discussing things.  Today Justin Thomas and Johnny Wickham had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.    

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Guest Column: A Message From Your Penis

Guest Column: A Message From Your Penis

  Hey dude!  It’s me, your penis!  We know each other pretty well, so let’s skip the cheezy introductions and get down to business: we need to talk.  You’ve been coming up short big time lately, and something&#…

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The Evolution of Sluts

The Evolution of Sluts

Everyone knows that all girls are not sluts.  In fact, sometimes the best girls are not explicitely slutty in any way.  But even if you happen to be dating one of these not-slutty-but-still-awesome girls, chances are you still like watchin…

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Screaming Turtle Orgasm

Screaming Turtle Orgasm

The Kama Sutra for Fat People

The Kama Sutra for Fat People

Today, there are more overweight people than ever before, and it must be pretty difficult for them to have sex with each other.  So, being the humanitarians that we are, we decided to create our own version of the Kama Sutra that caters specifi…

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Drunken Argument: A Grizzly Bear, or Rosie O’Donnell?

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  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff like "Bone N’ Battle" scenarios.  A Bone N’ Battle is when you engage in sexual intercourse with something, an…

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7 Types of Cockblockers

7-Types-Cockblockers

Picking up girls at a bar is hard enough as it is. To make matters worse, single men have to be on constant lookout for the infamous cockblocker. The modern cockblocker can manifest in many forms, and being able to identify and manage a cockblocker …

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