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Kids Aren’t Hilariously Inappropriate. Crappy Photoshoppers Are.

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Kids being accidentally inappropriate is a curiously viral thing. These little tykes are so gosh-darn innocent, and so ludicrously bad at spelling, whenever they try to write something cute, it comes out evil, sexual, or sexually evil. Problem: ever…

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The Kama Sutra for Fat People

The Kama Sutra for Fat People

Today, there are more overweight people than ever before, and it must be pretty difficult for them to have sex with each other.  So, being the humanitarians that we are, we decided to create our own version of the Kama Sutra that caters specifi…

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Drunken Argument: A Grizzly Bear, or Rosie O’Donnell?

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  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff like "Bone N’ Battle" scenarios.  A Bone N’ Battle is when you engage in sexual intercourse with something, an…

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7 Types of Cockblockers

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Picking up girls at a bar is hard enough as it is. To make matters worse, single men have to be on constant lookout for the infamous cockblocker. The modern cockblocker can manifest in many forms, and being able to identify and manage a cockblocker …

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Drunken Argument Friday: Mermaid with a Fish Lower-body, or Upper-body?

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  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff like if it would be more awesome to get it on with a mermaid that has a fish lower-body, or a fish upper-body.  Here’s what it…

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The 7 Stages of First-Time Sex with Someone

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If you’re anything like us, your sexual encounters are usually pretty awkward.  Once you’ve been with a girlfriend or boyfriend for a while, they get used to your particular style and you’re in the clear, but you’ll neve…

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Stuff flying into crowds: A Gallery

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  People make some pretty awesome faces when something large, and hard, is flying at them at an incredibly fast pace.  Every once in a while, someone snaps a picture when that happens, and the result, is a pretty interesting portrait of t…

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Sex Is Not Supposed to Be Fun For Women

Sex Is Not Supposed to Be Fun For Women

When I lived in Chicago, there was a guy who lived in the building across the street from me that looked exactly like the guy in this video, and that guy used to have a bad habit: he would masturbate out the window.  I would be sitting there wa…

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Elephants Don’t Give a Sh*t!

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What Everyone Does at 2 A.M.

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Marriage: Before And After

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How To Score With A Bridesmaid At A Wedding

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This past weekend, I played the part of Best Man at my brother’s wedding.  It’s pretty well-known that weddings are a fantastic place to pick up chicks, and of all the girls that you’ll find at a wedding, the bridesmaids are e…

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