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5 Things Everything Must Like to Be Normal

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In the 50s, if TV hasn’t lead me astray, everyone knew what normal was. Everyone wanted to be normal and abnormal was uncool. Then sometime in the 90s people started saying “what’s normal anyway?” and we decided to accept all kinds of insanity all…

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Gianne Albertoni

Gianne-Albertoni

  Where You’ve Seen Her: Gianne Albertoni is a well known supermodel whose modeled in the highest fashion lines from all over the world.  Of course, she’s from Brazil, and of course, she’s really hot.  She’s a…

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I Wonder If Dogs Call This “Hippo Style.”

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Jack Ass Getting His Ass Jacked

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MTV Brazil Thinks Madonna Will Give You AIDS

MTV Brazil Thinks Madonna Will Give You AIDS

  In their new safe sex ad campaign, MTV Brazil wants you to know that the person you’re about to have sex with has probably had sex with someone who has had sex with Madonna. And that means the person you’re about to have sex wit…

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The “Having Sex With a Hot Chick To Gambling In Vegas” Analogy

The “Having Sex With a Hot Chick To Gambling In Vegas” Analogy

  A month or so ago we showed you an analogy that described how women view anal sex a lot like they view the restaurant Chili’s.  A few days ago, we were having a conversation and we realized that having sex with a hot chick for the…

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Juliana Knust

Juliana-Knust

  Where You’ve Seen Her: Juliana Knust is a Brazilian TV Actress and Model.  She’s been in a lot of TV shows, such as America, and Celebridade, and Duas Caras.  I really need to move to Brazil.   Pointless Quote: &qu…

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They Should Make More Mannequins Like This One

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If Sex Was Described Like A T.G.I. Fridays Menu

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Have you ever noticed the way T.G.I. Friday’s menus are written? Did you ever wonder what they would look like if they were talking about sex instead of their super sizzlin’ platters? Well wonder no more.      

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Moments Before A Great Nut Kick

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Yahoo Answers: Is My Gay-Sex Loving Son Gay?

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    Most doctors agree that the well-known "penis-inside-a-man’s-face-or-ass" (or, PIAMFOA) test is, by far the most definitive way to figure out if someone is gay or not. If you’re unsure if someone you know is gay, …

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