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How to Rock n Roll All Night (and Party Every Day)

So, you want to fulfill the boner-infused dreams of every teenager in existence, good for you! It’s the greatest gift a person can give to themselves to just bust loose and have such a great time you either remember it forever and remember absolute…

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Matthew McConaughey’s Dad Died During Sex

posted 08/26/2008
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Everybody has one friend that has that “I never grew up, I’m just like my kids!” parent. Those parents always seem cool when they’re not yours. But if they are yours, it’s not as cool when they try to give you the se…

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You Can Do Pretty Much Anything In Alabama

posted 06/24/2008
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Some people in this world are winners. They don’t settle for second best. If they see someone grabbing one brass ring, then they grab two. If they see someone having sex with one teenage boy on a baseball team, well, then they have sex with&#…

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Lori Loughlin

posted 06/15/2008
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Age: 43 Where you’ve seen her: Lori Loughlin is best known as Rebecca—Uncle Jesse’s girlfriend/wife— on Full House, the unbelievably popular show that launched the Olsen Twins. But what a lot of people don’t know is th…

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Megan Fox Loves Her Some Sex

posted 06/03/2008
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I think this little quote from Megan Fox will help you get through your long, tedious day… “I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which I think is sad. I …

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Brittany Hawks

posted 06/02/2008
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Age: 22 Where you’ve seen her: She’s been in Playboy, as well as commercials for Miller Lite, Coors Lite and the illustrious American Curves magazine. (My mom gives me a subscription to that every Christmas.) Pointless quote about her P…

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No More Dog Sex For Guy Who Likes Dog Sex

posted 06/01/2008
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It’s early on a Monday, so let’s get right into this one. According to Orlando’s Sun Sentinel: A Palm Beach Gardens man and his mother, a middle school science teacher, are permanently barred from owning or possessing animals, a j…

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Roger Clemens Sorry About All That Sex He Had

posted 05/04/2008
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Roger Clemens has had a tough few months. After being accused of taking steroids, it’s now coming out that he’s made the sexytime with many, many, many ladies who weren’t his wife over the years. So, instead of denying, he issued …

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Man Has Sex With Table

posted 03/28/2008
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There’s so many layers to this story that intrigue me. Like, if you are the kind of person that not only wants to have sex with a table, but do it in public, you wouldn’t think you’d have the wherewithal to use the umbrella hole …

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1 in 4 Japanese Couples Don’t Have Sex

posted 03/18/2008
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If you think people in Japan are spending all their time screwing each other, well, you’re wrong. According to fleshbot.com: One-quarter of married couples in Japan have had no sex in the past year, a survey showed. Sex is particularly elusiv…

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It’s Official: 25% Of Teenage Girls Are Skanky

posted 03/11/2008
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If you’re about to have sex with a teenage girl, you may want to go find a Cougar, a MILF, a GILF or possibly even a DILF. According to MSNBC: Researchers at the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention found at least one in 4 teena…

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These People Want To Have Sex With Birds

posted 03/02/2008
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I’m not one to judge, so I’m going to let EroticFalconry.com speak for itself: What’s abnormal about wanting to see your wife take a three-inch beak instead of a 10-inch African American phallus or a silicon, injection-molded fore…

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How to Rock n Roll All Night (and Party Every Day)

Matthew McConaughey’s Dad Died During Sex

You Can Do Pretty Much Anything In Alabama

Lori Loughlin

Megan Fox Loves Her Some Sex

Brittany Hawks

No More Dog Sex For Guy Who Likes Dog Sex

Roger Clemens Sorry About All That Sex He Had

Man Has Sex With Table

1 in 4 Japanese Couples Don’t Have Sex

It’s Official: 25% Of Teenage Girls Are Skanky

These People Want To Have Sex With Birds

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