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For the Ladies: Seven Reasons You Should Consider Anal Sex

Begging for forgiveness

Try it, you’ll love it. No seriously. Trust me.

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Drunken Argument Friday: Mermaid with a Fish Lower-body, or Upper-body?


  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff like if it would be more awesome to get it on with a mermaid that has a fish lower-body, or a fish upper-body.  Here’s what it…

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The 7 Stages of First-Time Sex with Someone


If you’re anything like us, your sexual encounters are usually pretty awkward.  Once you’ve been with a girlfriend or boyfriend for a while, they get used to your particular style and you’re in the clear, but you’ll neve…

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Stuff flying into crowds: A Gallery


  People make some pretty awesome faces when something large, and hard, is flying at them at an incredibly fast pace.  Every once in a while, someone snaps a picture when that happens, and the result, is a pretty interesting portrait of t…

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Sex Is Not Supposed to Be Fun For Women

Sex Is Not Supposed to Be Fun For Women

When I lived in Chicago, there was a guy who lived in the building across the street from me that looked exactly like the guy in this video, and that guy used to have a bad habit: he would masturbate out the window.  I would be sitting there wa…

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Elephants Don’t Give a Sh*t!


Victoria Beckham Sucks (DailyFill)   A Practical Guide To Sexting (Cracked)   Girls Tropical Fantasy (Complex)   Green Beret vs. Spetznaz (IHeartChaos)   2 Girls, 1 Sub [nsfw] (BuzzFeed)   Hayden Panettiere Gets Rubbed Down …

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What Everyone Does at 2 A.M.


Marriage: Before And After


How To Score With A Bridesmaid At A Wedding


This past weekend, I played the part of Best Man at my brother’s wedding.  It’s pretty well-known that weddings are a fantastic place to pick up chicks, and of all the girls that you’ll find at a wedding, the bridesmaids are e…

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This Is What I Want To Be When I Grow Up


Gianne Albertoni


  Where You’ve Seen Her: Gianne Albertoni is a well known supermodel whose modeled in the highest fashion lines from all over the world.  Of course, she’s from Brazil, and of course, she’s really hot.  She’s a…

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I Wonder If Dogs Call This “Hippo Style.”