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5 Things Everything Must Like to Be Normal

In the 50s, if TV hasn’t lead me astray, everyone knew what normal was. Everyone wanted to be normal and abnormal was uncool. Then sometime in the 90s people started saying “what’s normal anyway?” and we decided to accept all kinds of insanity all…

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The Kick Ass Kiss Komparison

posted 09/04/2012
by Ian Fortey

How many times have you been invited to a kick ass makeout party full of swimsuit models and porn stars and Holy Taco editors and you have to be like “Oh, I can’t, I have polio” and then you stay home and make out with a room temperature ham –WHICH …

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6 Unceremonious Ways to End a Sexual Encounter

posted 08/15/2012
by Ian Fortey

So, you’ve decided to have sex. Please tell me what it’s like. But also, be wary! As it happens, not all sex can be as glamorous as what you’ve seen in Willem Dafoe movies. As it happens, sometimes sex doesn’t follow a script and then something …

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5 Curiously Obscene Fruits

posted 08/02/2012
by Ian Fortey

Everyone loves a picture gallery of green peppers that look vaguely like penis or boobs. Except me! When I want obscene fruits and veggies, I go to the source. Mother Nasty Nature. She’s a saucy old tart and she can give you the goods. Just loo…

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What Your Favorite Fetish Porn Genre Says About You

posted 06/21/2012
by Ian Fortey

The internet has shown us that sex can be done in far more ways than the traditional style pioneered by missionaries and green grocers. In fact, our extensive research has shown there are like 10 kinds of sex, at least. One day we hope t try any o…

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How to Rock n Roll All Night (and Party Every Day)

posted 05/15/2012
by Ian Fortey

So, you want to fulfill the boner-infused dreams of every teenager in existence, good for you! It’s the greatest gift a person can give to themselves to just bust loose and have such a great time you either remember it forever and remember absolute…

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Study: Men Prefer Pink Vaginas To Red Ones

posted 04/20/2012
by Luis Prada

As a kid, if I had known that being a scientist not only meant being in a lab filled with chalkboards and bubbling cauldrons of smoking green liquid, but also being able to ask other guys what kinds of vagains they prefer, I would have immediately p…

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How to Make Love to Jon Hamm

posted 03/14/2012
by Ian Fortey

So you’ve decided to make love to suave bad ass Jon Hamm, good for you! You have made a fine choice and will likely not get VD as he seems like a very tidy man. Of all the handsome, chiseled actors making a name for themselves, he’s one of the mos…

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5 Things Easily Found Online That Would Scar You in Real Life

posted 03/09/2012
by Ian Fortey

The internet is one of mankind’s greatest achievements – a near limitless tool for connecting people the world over and sharing the entirety of human knowledge. It’s literally the closest thing we have to a manifestation of God, if you think about …

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4 Things We Keep Doing (And Keep Regretting)

posted 03/05/2012
by Ian Fortey

Everyone has regrets. Your friends, your coworkers, my parents, the world is full of people who made bad choices and lived to feel bad about it, but maybe it’s a learning experience that we are able to feel regret, something we can internalize and …

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Valentine’s Day Q&A With Yahoo! Answers

posted 02/14/2012
by Luis Prada

Today is the day you’re supposed to tell your girlfriend or boyfriend, husband or wife, how much you like them, hoping desperately they take the hint and willingly put your genitals in their mouth; maybe even in other holes, if you play your cards r…

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9 Valentines Sex Scenes to Get You In the Mood

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by Ian Fortey

It’s Valentine’s Day! Are you ready to be intimate? We sure are. The best way to engage in such intimacy is to learn from masters and who better to teach you than the Hollywood elite? We’ve assembled a pastiche of some of the hottest sex scenes in f…

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5 Things Everything Must Like to Be Normal

The Kick Ass Kiss Komparison

6 Unceremonious Ways to End a Sexual Encounter

5 Curiously Obscene Fruits

What Your Favorite Fetish Porn Genre Says About You

How to Rock n Roll All Night (and Party Every Day)

Study: Men Prefer Pink Vaginas To Red Ones

How to Make Love to Jon Hamm

5 Things Easily Found Online That Would Scar You in Real Life

4 Things We Keep Doing (And Keep Regretting)

Valentine’s Day Q&A With Yahoo! Answers

9 Valentines Sex Scenes to Get You In the Mood

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