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How to Rock n Roll All Night (and Party Every Day)

So, you want to fulfill the boner-infused dreams of every teenager in existence, good for you! It’s the greatest gift a person can give to themselves to just bust loose and have such a great time you either remember it forever and remember absolute…

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25 Smutty Lego Pics

posted 04/06/2011
by Ian Fortey

Everyone loves Lego and anyone who doesn’t is therefore, by definition, a soulless nonperson. And while it’s fun to build big squares with raised platforms and wings, it’s even more fun to make Lego people hump. Ha! Hilarious. …

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10 Rules for Making Love to Dante

posted 03/10/2011
by Ian Fortey

Today’s guest article was provided by sleaze enthusiast Arlo Endicott IV, which is such a fake name it hurts. Hey there, sweetness. My name is Dante, but the ladies call me King Kong Ding Dong due to the 4.3 inch man-stump resting comfortabl…

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How My Boner Destroyed 6 Hollywood Starlets

posted 02/28/2011
by Ian Fortey

In my formative years I spent a lot of time cultivating my future jaded persona and, towards that end, I opted to not date girls and, in fact, as a sort of madman’s game of psychological solitaire, I managed to persuade girls through non verbal sig…

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You Can’t Have Noisy Sex When You Live With Your 63 Year Old Mom

posted 02/18/2011
by Jim Tews

True story, the Crawford Brothers, Shane 33 and Christian 31 still live at home with their 63 year old mother and Shane is still getting laid. I’m pretty sure it’s guys like this that make up the majority of our readership. But anyway, …

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25 Freaky Fetish Folks

posted 02/16/2011
by Ian Fortey

I thought this would be a fun gallery to research. It wasn’t. Here’s 25 people who really enjoy their latex and leather and wool and such.

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6 Ways to Request Sex From Strangers Online

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by Ian Fortey

This is the paragraph where I tell you about what the internet has done for mankind and then turn it into a joke about sex and porn or something. It’s kind of played out, however, so really this is all you get. Then that will be my segue into thi…

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Teen Pregnancies VS MTV’s Teen Mom

posted 02/11/2011
by Ian Fortey

We got our friends over at Online Schools to make this for us because we’re very interested in the relationship between teens humping in real life compared to teens humping on TV. What?

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The Inner Monologue of an Unwanted Erection

posted 02/07/2011
by Ian Fortey

Man, I’m tired. Been sleeping all day. What time is it? One? Is that am or…nope, pm. One in the afternoon. Looks like I’m at work, too. Awesome, not like I have better places to be than trapped behind a wall of cotton-poly in a room fu…

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How to Love Yourself Like a Man: A Ladies Guide

posted 01/24/2011
by Ian Fortey

How to Love Yourself Like a Man: A Ladies Guide

Hi ladies. Welcome to the Taco. Can we fix you a drink? Something fizzy and scrumptious, perhaps? Yes, that will do. Sit here on the comfy seat and let me tell you a tale. A tale of wanking. Of flogging the bishop. Planting Farmer McGruber’…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

posted 01/21/2011
by Ian Fortey

Fight Club was awesome and all but man, Bob’s boobs were really spectacular. Made me think of this, too.

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25 Humping Tattoos

posted 01/18/2011
by Ian Fortey

People make a lot of questionable choices when it comes to tattoos – someone’s name, a Star Wars character, the full face tattoo, but you can rest assured it’s never a bad idea to be branded by humping.

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How to Rock n Roll All Night (and Party Every Day)

25 Smutty Lego Pics

10 Rules for Making Love to Dante

How My Boner Destroyed 6 Hollywood Starlets

You Can’t Have Noisy Sex When You Live With Your 63 Year Old Mom

25 Freaky Fetish Folks

6 Ways to Request Sex From Strangers Online

Teen Pregnancies VS MTV’s Teen Mom

The Inner Monologue of an Unwanted Erection

How to Love Yourself Like a Man: A Ladies Guide

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

25 Humping Tattoos

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