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5 Things Everything Must Like to Be Normal

In the 50s, if TV hasn’t lead me astray, everyone knew what normal was. Everyone wanted to be normal and abnormal was uncool. Then sometime in the 90s people started saying “what’s normal anyway?” and we decided to accept all kinds of insanity all…

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The Morning Jolt – Swiss Porn Dub

posted 09/26/2011
by Ian Fortey

What better way to kick start your day then watching a poor man’s Swiss Chris Walken with a welt on his forehead awkwardly dub an adult movie? Fun Fact: “Yeeeoh!” is apparently a commonly used word/yodel in Swiss lovemaking.

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Malcolm Brenner Had A Sexual Relationship With A Dolphin, Then Wrote A Book About It

posted 09/23/2011
by Luis Prada

Malcolm Brenner is just like any other guy, in that he let a dolphin hump him regularly over the course of 9-months and derived great pleasure from it, and then, on top of that, wrote a book about it titled “Wet Goddess”, which sounds like t…

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Small Business v. Big Business: Mom-and-Pop Brothels Fear Big Walmart-style Brothels

posted 09/22/2011
by Luis Prada

So you and your significant other are living the dream. You’ve come together and opened a small business. In fact, it is the very definition of a small business. The atmosphere in your store is warm and cozy. You a very kind to your customers; you …

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Let’s Play The GOP/NBA Dating Game!

posted 09/14/2011
by Luis Prada

Today the world got word of yet another bit of gossipy news involving what a politician may or may not have done with their junk at some point in their lives. That politician is…(spins wheel)…Sarah Palin! According to a snippet of leaked informatio…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – Bucky Larson’s Food for the Mood

posted 08/31/2011
by Ian Fortey

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – Bucky Larson’s Food for the Mood

Yes, people in our office hang out with Bucky Larson and Fruity Pebbles

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An Open Letter To Sinead O’Connor On Why She Should Have Sex With Holy Taco

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by Luis Prada

Dear Sinead, We read your recent blog post titled “IS SINEAD ABOUT TO HUMP HER TRUCK?” We’re sorry we didn’t read it sooner, but our RSS reader was backed up with blog posts by the lead singer of The Spin Doctors and the girl from The Cranber…

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The Missed Pun Opportunities of The Woman Who Was Arrested For Soliciting Sex From Within A Dunkin Donuts

posted 08/02/2011
by Luis Prada

Dunkin Donuts is one of the most magical places on earth. Granted, to qualify for such a prestigious position all you really need is a vast selection of donuts. Therefore, Dunkin’ Donuts can only be improved by adding sex in to the equation. Sadly,…

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A Quick and Dirty Guide to Friends with Benefits

posted 07/05/2011
by Ian Fortey

There once was a time when the very idea of friends with benefits was unheard of and now it has its very own movie starring Justin Timberlake who refuses to stop bringing sexy back no matter how many times we throw it out. That aside, friends with…

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Experiencing Love, Sex, and Parenthood Through Creepy Japanese Robots

posted 07/01/2011
by Luis Prada

It seems every week another video is released featuring a far-too-realistic robot that was created, presumably, by a person that hates real humans so much that he or she has taken to creating their own robo-army of soulless, dead-eyed friends. Sur…

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An Analysis of Glamour.com’s “10 Common Phrases That Turn Him On”

posted 06/23/2011
by Luis Prada

There’s no shortage of websites and magazines that claim to hold the secrets to great sex or a better love life or how to make your broken, spiteful relationship with your meth dealer look as enchanting as the cover of a Fabio romance novel. Glamou…

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How to Have Sex with a Handicapped Person

posted 06/13/2011
by Ian Fortey

How to Have Sex with a Handicapped Person

So you’ve decided to ride nature’s own wacky shack and do a cripple, good for you! But don’t get caught up in all the glitz and glamour of those Hollywood cripple pornos, there’s a lot more to it than all of that. So grab your pencil and some mus…

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5 Things Everything Must Like to Be Normal

The Morning Jolt – Swiss Porn Dub

Malcolm Brenner Had A Sexual Relationship With A Dolphin, Then Wrote A Book About It

Small Business v. Big Business: Mom-and-Pop Brothels Fear Big Walmart-style Brothels

Let’s Play The GOP/NBA Dating Game!

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – Bucky Larson’s Food for the Mood

An Open Letter To Sinead O’Connor On Why She Should Have Sex With Holy Taco

The Missed Pun Opportunities of The Woman Who Was Arrested For Soliciting Sex From Within A Dunkin Donuts

A Quick and Dirty Guide to Friends with Benefits

Experiencing Love, Sex, and Parenthood Through Creepy Japanese Robots

An Analysis of Glamour.com’s “10 Common Phrases That Turn Him On”

How to Have Sex with a Handicapped Person

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