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Here’s That Photo of Julia Louis-Dreyfus Banging a Clown That Everybody’s Talking About

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Carry on, Julia. Your clown-sex photos are romantic and tasteful.

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We Live On The Same Planet As A Man That Claims He Had Sex With A Prostitute That Shaped Shifted In To A Donkey At Night

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Man, staying topical in this internet comedy writing game can be tough sometimes. There are days when we scower the internet for something, anything, funny to write about and there’s just nothing; the world is a wasteland. Slow news days, they call…

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Italian Study Claims Watching Porn May Be Killing Your Sex Drive. From This We Can Infer That Silvio Berlusconi Does Not Watch Porn.

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Porn is a vital yet mundane aspect of the average male’s everyday life. For most of the guys I’ve ever met, watching porn is as common as brushing your teeth in the morning or remembering to wear pants when you leave your home. And it’s also as com…

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25 Tattoos of Animals Gettin’ It On

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Sometimes a tattoo has a deep, important meaning and sometimes it’s animals humping.

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25 More Dangerous Places to Have Sex than While Skydiving

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The FAA is investigating after a porn star and a lady friend taped themselves having sex on a plane, then jumped out of the plane together whilst still having sex. Apparently the FAA is very concerned that this could have distracted the pilot, mak…

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Classic Taco – A Flowchart to Determine if You’re Going to Have Sex on this Date

Classic Taco – A Flowchart to Determine if You’re Going to Have Sex on this Date

When you’re out on a date, it’s hard to avoid wondering whether or not the night is going to end with you having sex.  With that in mind, we’ve created this handy flowchart to help you determine whether or not your going to ha…

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Classic Taco – 25 Porn Parodies

Classic Taco – 25 Porn Parodies

This is one of those timeless articles that’s as true today as when it originally ran. Which is to say look! Porn parodies! Ha!

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Argentina’s Dancing with the Stars Responds to the Nancy Grace Nip Slip

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You may have heard that Argentina’s Bailando por un Sueño is a slightly racier version of Dancing with the Stars but the basic idea is the same – famous person dances. What you may not have known is that it’s toe-tapping good hal…

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Probably the Best Vibrator Commercial Ever

Probably the Best Vibrator Commercial Ever

Like us, you probably watch a lot of vibrator commercials when you’re flipping between Two and a Half Men and CSI: Gary, Indiana and every single one of those vibrator commercials is more ridiculous than the next. But for the first time ever…

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The Morning Jolt – Living in a Porn World

The Morning Jolt – Living in a Porn World

The JAndrew comedy guys stumbled on the terrifying secret none of us ever considered when we pondered what being in a porno would really be like.

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The Morning Jolt – Jon Dore has an STD

The Morning Jolt – Jon Dore has an STD

If you haven’t seen the Jon Dore Television Show, do yourself a favor and track it down,it’s hilarious. And now, for the viewers who aren’t German, a trip to the STD clinic.

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The Morning Jolt – Swiss Porn Dub

The Morning Jolt – Swiss Porn Dub

What better way to kick start your day then watching a poor man’s Swiss Chris Walken with a welt on his forehead awkwardly dub an adult movie? Fun Fact: “Yeeeoh!” is apparently a commonly used word/yodel in Swiss lovemaking.

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