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Kids Aren’t Hilariously Inappropriate. Crappy Photoshoppers Are.

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Kids being accidentally inappropriate is a curiously viral thing. These little tykes are so gosh-darn innocent, and so ludicrously bad at spelling, whenever they try to write something cute, it comes out evil, sexual, or sexually evil. Problem: ever…

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The Morning Jolt – Jon Dore has an STD

The Morning Jolt – Jon Dore has an STD

If you haven’t seen the Jon Dore Television Show, do yourself a favor and track it down,it’s hilarious. And now, for the viewers who aren’t German, a trip to the STD clinic.

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The Morning Jolt – Swiss Porn Dub

The Morning Jolt – Swiss Porn Dub

What better way to kick start your day then watching a poor man’s Swiss Chris Walken with a welt on his forehead awkwardly dub an adult movie? Fun Fact: “Yeeeoh!” is apparently a commonly used word/yodel in Swiss lovemaking.

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Malcolm Brenner Had A Sexual Relationship With A Dolphin, Then Wrote A Book About It

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  Malcolm Brenner is just like any other guy, in that he let a dolphin hump him regularly over the course of 9-months and derived great pleasure from it, and then, on top of that, wrote a book about it titled “Wet Goddess”, which sounds like t…

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Small Business v. Big Business: Mom-and-Pop Brothels Fear Big Walmart-style Brothels

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So you and your significant other are living the dream. You’ve come together and opened a small business. In fact, it is the very definition of a small business. The atmosphere in your store is warm and cozy. You a very kind to your customers; you …

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Let’s Play The GOP/NBA Dating Game!

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Today the world got word of yet another bit of gossipy news involving what a politician may or may not have done with their junk at some point in their lives. That politician is…(spins wheel)…Sarah Palin! According to a snippet of leaked informatio…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – Bucky Larson’s Food for the Mood

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – Bucky Larson’s Food for the Mood

Yes, people in our office hang out with Bucky Larson and Fruity Pebbles

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An Open Letter To Sinead O’Connor On Why She Should Have Sex With Holy Taco

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Dear Sinead, We read your recent blog post titled “IS SINEAD ABOUT TO HUMP HER TRUCK?” We’re sorry we didn’t read it sooner, but our RSS reader was backed up with blog posts by the lead singer of The Spin Doctors and the girl from The Cranber…

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The Missed Pun Opportunities of The Woman Who Was Arrested For Soliciting Sex From Within A Dunkin Donuts

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Dunkin Donuts is one of the most magical places on earth. Granted, to qualify for such a prestigious position all you really need is a vast selection of donuts. Therefore, Dunkin’ Donuts can only be improved by adding sex in to the equation. Sadly,…

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A Quick and Dirty Guide to Friends with Benefits

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There once was a time when the very idea of friends with benefits was unheard of and now it has its very own movie starring Justin Timberlake who refuses to stop bringing sexy back no matter how many times we throw it out. That aside, friends with…

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Experiencing Love, Sex, and Parenthood Through Creepy Japanese Robots

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It seems every week another video is released featuring a far-too-realistic robot that was created, presumably, by a person that hates real humans so much that he or she has taken to creating their own robo-army of soulless, dead-eyed friends. Sur…

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An Analysis of Glamour.com’s “10 Common Phrases That Turn Him On”

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There’s no shortage of websites and magazines that claim to hold the secrets to great sex or a better love life or how to make your broken, spiteful relationship with your meth dealer look as enchanting as the cover of a Fabio romance novel. Glamou…

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