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5 Things Everything Must Like to Be Normal

In the 50s, if TV hasn’t lead me astray, everyone knew what normal was. Everyone wanted to be normal and abnormal was uncool. Then sometime in the 90s people started saying “what’s normal anyway?” and we decided to accept all kinds of insanity all…

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Why Lindsay Lohan Should Date the Staff of Holy Taco

posted 05/24/2011
by Ian Fortey

Lindsay Lohan has had what some might call a spotted history in the limelight. It’s spotted with feces. Feces best described as shit. It’s a train wreck and that train was hauling a inordinate number of boxcars full of shit and hobos who alrea…

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Holy Taco Breaks Up with Girls

posted 05/06/2011
by Ian Fortey

Listen, we need to talk. The last few years have been awesome, they really have. We had good times. Remember when we thought up the name “Taco Belle?” That was clever. Cuz like, it’s Belle as in beauty or whatever, but it’s also like the restaur…

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25 Totally Obscene Cakes

posted 04/27/2011
by Ian Fortey

Erotic cakes have been around since bakers first rolled out some dough and pretended it was a wang, but for the most part people stick with very simple, anatomical designs for their filthy desserts. Others like to go all out with their edible smut…

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Vladimir Putin Outlines His Plan To Increase Birthrates In Russia

posted 04/20/2011
by Luis Prada

Hello, I Vladimir Putin, Priminister of Russia. I here to talk to you today about Russia and low birthrate. It appear that Russia have declining birthrate. Dis no good. Russian need many strong baby to hoist country up above all other country. Russ…

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25 Smutty Lego Pics

posted 04/06/2011
by Ian Fortey

Everyone loves Lego and anyone who doesn’t is therefore, by definition, a soulless nonperson. And while it’s fun to build big squares with raised platforms and wings, it’s even more fun to make Lego people hump. Ha! Hilarious. …

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10 Rules for Making Love to Dante

posted 03/10/2011
by Ian Fortey

Today’s guest article was provided by sleaze enthusiast Arlo Endicott IV, which is such a fake name it hurts. Hey there, sweetness. My name is Dante, but the ladies call me King Kong Ding Dong due to the 4.3 inch man-stump resting comfortabl…

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How My Boner Destroyed 6 Hollywood Starlets

posted 02/28/2011
by Ian Fortey

In my formative years I spent a lot of time cultivating my future jaded persona and, towards that end, I opted to not date girls and, in fact, as a sort of madman’s game of psychological solitaire, I managed to persuade girls through non verbal sig…

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You Can’t Have Noisy Sex When You Live With Your 63 Year Old Mom

posted 02/18/2011
by Jim Tews

True story, the Crawford Brothers, Shane 33 and Christian 31 still live at home with their 63 year old mother and Shane is still getting laid. I’m pretty sure it’s guys like this that make up the majority of our readership. But anyway, …

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25 Freaky Fetish Folks

posted 02/16/2011
by Ian Fortey

I thought this would be a fun gallery to research. It wasn’t. Here’s 25 people who really enjoy their latex and leather and wool and such.

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6 Ways to Request Sex From Strangers Online

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by Ian Fortey

This is the paragraph where I tell you about what the internet has done for mankind and then turn it into a joke about sex and porn or something. It’s kind of played out, however, so really this is all you get. Then that will be my segue into thi…

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Teen Pregnancies VS MTV’s Teen Mom

posted 02/11/2011
by Ian Fortey

We got our friends over at Online Schools to make this for us because we’re very interested in the relationship between teens humping in real life compared to teens humping on TV. What?

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5 Things Everything Must Like to Be Normal

Why Lindsay Lohan Should Date the Staff of Holy Taco

Holy Taco Breaks Up with Girls

25 Totally Obscene Cakes

Vladimir Putin Outlines His Plan To Increase Birthrates In Russia

25 Smutty Lego Pics

10 Rules for Making Love to Dante

How My Boner Destroyed 6 Hollywood Starlets

You Can’t Have Noisy Sex When You Live With Your 63 Year Old Mom

25 Freaky Fetish Folks

6 Ways to Request Sex From Strangers Online

Teen Pregnancies VS MTV’s Teen Mom

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