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For the Ladies: Seven Reasons You Should Consider Anal Sex

Begging for forgiveness

Try it, you’ll love it. No seriously. Trust me.

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Small Business v. Big Business: Mom-and-Pop Brothels Fear Big Walmart-style Brothels

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So you and your significant other are living the dream. You’ve come together and opened a small business. In fact, it is the very definition of a small business. The atmosphere in your store is warm and cozy. You a very kind to your customers; you …

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Let’s Play The GOP/NBA Dating Game!

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Today the world got word of yet another bit of gossipy news involving what a politician may or may not have done with their junk at some point in their lives. That politician is…(spins wheel)…Sarah Palin! According to a snippet of leaked informatio…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – Bucky Larson’s Food for the Mood

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – Bucky Larson’s Food for the Mood

Yes, people in our office hang out with Bucky Larson and Fruity Pebbles

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An Open Letter To Sinead O’Connor On Why She Should Have Sex With Holy Taco

Sinead O'Conner

Dear Sinead, We read your recent blog post titled “IS SINEAD ABOUT TO HUMP HER TRUCK?” We’re sorry we didn’t read it sooner, but our RSS reader was backed up with blog posts by the lead singer of The Spin Doctors and the girl from The Cranber…

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The Missed Pun Opportunities of The Woman Who Was Arrested For Soliciting Sex From Within A Dunkin Donuts

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Dunkin Donuts is one of the most magical places on earth. Granted, to qualify for such a prestigious position all you really need is a vast selection of donuts. Therefore, Dunkin’ Donuts can only be improved by adding sex in to the equation. Sadly,…

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A Quick and Dirty Guide to Friends with Benefits

Friends With Benefits

There once was a time when the very idea of friends with benefits was unheard of and now it has its very own movie starring Justin Timberlake who refuses to stop bringing sexy back no matter how many times we throw it out. That aside, friends with…

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Experiencing Love, Sex, and Parenthood Through Creepy Japanese Robots

Dental Training Robot

It seems every week another video is released featuring a far-too-realistic robot that was created, presumably, by a person that hates real humans so much that he or she has taken to creating their own robo-army of soulless, dead-eyed friends. Sur…

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An Analysis of Glamour.com’s “10 Common Phrases That Turn Him On”

Glamour.com Article

There’s no shortage of websites and magazines that claim to hold the secrets to great sex or a better love life or how to make your broken, spiteful relationship with your meth dealer look as enchanting as the cover of a Fabio romance novel. Glamou…

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How to Have Sex with a Handicapped Person

How to Have Sex with a Handicapped Person

So you’ve decided to ride nature’s own wacky shack and do a cripple, good for you! But don’t get caught up in all the glitz and glamour of those Hollywood cripple pornos, there’s a lot more to it than all of that. So grab your pencil and some mus…

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Why Lindsay Lohan Should Date the Staff of Holy Taco

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Lindsay Lohan has had what some might call a spotted history in the limelight. It’s spotted with feces. Feces best described as shit. It’s a train wreck and that train was hauling a inordinate number of boxcars full of shit and hobos who alrea…

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Holy Taco Breaks Up with Girls

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Listen, we need to talk. The last few years have been awesome, they really have. We had good times. Remember when we thought up the name “Taco Belle?” That was clever. Cuz like, it’s Belle as in beauty or whatever, but it’s also like the restaur…

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