Sexting, or, "sex texting," is becoming a big problem among America's teens. Luckily for parents, a lot of sites are posting some common sexting terms used by teenagers so they can keep tabs on what their children are up to. But these days,...
Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we're discussing things. Today Justin Thomas and Johnny Wickham had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.
Hey dude! It's me, your penis! We know each other pretty well, so let's skip the cheezy introductions and get down to business: we need to talk. You've been coming up short big time lately, and something's got to be done about it. I'm willing to work with...
Everyone knows that all girls are not sluts. In fact, sometimes the best girls are not explicitely slutty in any way. But even if you happen to be dating one of these not-slutty-but-still-awesome girls, chances are you still like watching videos of dirty sluts from time to time. With that...
Today, there are more overweight people than ever before, and it must be pretty difficult for them to have sex with each other. So, being the humanitarians that we are, we decided to create our own version of the Kama Sutra that caters specifically to them.
If there's one thing we like to do more than drink, it's argue about really important stuff like "Bone N' Battle" scenarios. A Bone N' Battle is when you engage in sexual intercourse with something, and then immediately afterward, you fight it to the death. This week, we got into...
Picking up girls at a bar is hard enough as it is. To make matters worse, single men have to be on constant lookout for the infamous cockblocker. The modern cockblocker can manifest in many forms, and being able to identify and manage a cockblocker can mean the difference between...
If there's one thing we like to do more than drink, it's argue about really important stuff like if it would be more awesome to get it on with a mermaid that has a fish lower-body, or a fish upper-body. Here's what it sounds like when we do both at...
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