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Inner Monologue of a Lake Havasu Cop During Spring Break

Inner Monologue of a Lake Havasu Cop During Spring Break

Looks like another shitty morning to be a cop in Lake Havasu, Arizona. I can’t believe I got stuck in this little shithole town. It’s ironic that such a shitty town was built around a lake filled with piss water.  Who’d have t…

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Even If She Had a Penis.

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25 Hardcore Chicks

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 In honor of Friday the 13th, we bring you 25 hardcore succubi.   

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25 Girls You Already Know

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You guys know these girls. In fact, you probably see them more often than certain family members. A free Holy Taco t-shirt to the first person that can name all of these girls in order. Email us at Feedback@holytaco.com  

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