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My 25 Favorite People on Twitter

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Twitter is the only social media platform I don’t hate.

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These Are The Sexy Things I Keep In My Pants

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Out there somewhere there are hundreds, if not thousands, of researchers trying to make it big by publishing a study that will rattle the world and force us all to change the way we live. Until that day comes, many researches spend their time cranki…

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25 Obscene Jack O Lanterns (possibly NSFW)

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We actually had to consult upper management to decide how to post this gallery since, even though they’re all pumpkins, some of these are insanely graphic. Good for you, pumpkin carvers of the world.

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25 Unsexy Sexy Costumes

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Every year when Halloween rolls around, a large percentage of women who otherwise seem to be able to function normally, sit down and think “this year for Halloween, I’m going to be a sexy ________ .” Invariably, they end up being…

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25 Dogs to Make You Jealous

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They say dogs are man’s best friend, but the little jerks really manage to horn in on the ladies all innocent-like. I think there’s a word for that…

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25 Chicks with Chainsaws

25 Chicks with Chainsaws

Chicks love chainsaws, that’s a fact proven by these 25 photos and pics or it didn’t happen. FACT.

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25 Cat Girls

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Remember Catwoman? Man alive, did that movie suck so bad. On an unrelated note, here are 25 girls dressed as cats.

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How to Care for Boobies

How to Care for Boobies

Every man worth his salt wants boobs. No offense gay guys who don’t like boobs, but that’s the fatal flaw in your whole gay game. There’s no boobs. And that’s why a gay guy will never walk on the moon. For the rest of us…

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25 Wrestling Divas

25 Wrestling Divas

  There are two kinds of ladies who wrestle; the ones who can kick your ass and the ones whose uniforms consist of nudity.  God bless them all.  

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25 Comically Oversized Boobs

25 Comically Oversized Boobs

  That there is Sheyla Hershey, who was trying to get the world’s largest breasts.  Unfortunately for her, she hit a little roadblock on her journey to get them, in the form of a series of terrible infections she picked up in South …

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25 Sexy Little People

25 Sexy Little People

  You’re not supposed to call them midgets anymore, but don’t be ashamed to call a few of them boneable.  Oh yeah, we went there.

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