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MMA in Lingerie: The Most Pointless “Sexy” Idea Ever

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There’s a lingerie MMA league, called the Lingerie Fighting Championships. It tosses out all the tasty parts of pro wrestling, MMA, reality TV, and sex, blending behind nothing but a bland, pointless glop that gives the viewer shockingly littl…

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Jennette McCurdy Lingerie Photos Leaked, Pervy Sam & Cat Fans Rejoice

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Jennette McCurdy is one of those women we feel weird about having a crush on, considering she was still a teenager when she became famous. (See also: McKayla Maroney.)

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The Best GIF Loops I’m Posting Today

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It’s GIFs! Enjoy them!

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My 25 Favorite People on Twitter

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Twitter is the only social media platform I don’t hate.

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These Are The Sexy Things I Keep In My Pants

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Out there somewhere there are hundreds, if not thousands, of researchers trying to make it big by publishing a study that will rattle the world and force us all to change the way we live. Until that day comes, many researches spend their time cranki…

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25 Obscene Jack O Lanterns (possibly NSFW)

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We actually had to consult upper management to decide how to post this gallery since, even though they’re all pumpkins, some of these are insanely graphic. Good for you, pumpkin carvers of the world.

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25 Unsexy Sexy Costumes

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Every year when Halloween rolls around, a large percentage of women who otherwise seem to be able to function normally, sit down and think “this year for Halloween, I’m going to be a sexy ________ .” Invariably, they end up being…

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25 Dogs to Make You Jealous

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They say dogs are man’s best friend, but the little jerks really manage to horn in on the ladies all innocent-like. I think there’s a word for that…

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25 Chicks with Chainsaws

25 Chicks with Chainsaws

Chicks love chainsaws, that’s a fact proven by these 25 photos and pics or it didn’t happen. FACT.

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25 Cat Girls

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Remember Catwoman? Man alive, did that movie suck so bad. On an unrelated note, here are 25 girls dressed as cats.

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How to Care for Boobies

How to Care for Boobies

Every man worth his salt wants boobs. No offense gay guys who don’t like boobs, but that’s the fatal flaw in your whole gay game. There’s no boobs. And that’s why a gay guy will never walk on the moon. For the rest of us…

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