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MMA in Lingerie: The Most Pointless “Sexy” Idea Ever

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There’s a lingerie MMA league, called the Lingerie Fighting Championships. It tosses out all the tasty parts of pro wrestling, MMA, reality TV, and sex, blending behind nothing but a bland, pointless glop that gives the viewer shockingly littl…

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25 Wrestling Divas

25 Wrestling Divas

  There are two kinds of ladies who wrestle; the ones who can kick your ass and the ones whose uniforms consist of nudity.  God bless them all.  

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25 Comically Oversized Boobs

25 Comically Oversized Boobs

  That there is Sheyla Hershey, who was trying to get the world’s largest breasts.  Unfortunately for her, she hit a little roadblock on her journey to get them, in the form of a series of terrible infections she picked up in South …

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25 Sexy Little People

25 Sexy Little People

  You’re not supposed to call them midgets anymore, but don’t be ashamed to call a few of them boneable.  Oh yeah, we went there.

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25 Pregnant Chicks

25 Pregnant Chicks

Happy Labor Day, celebrate with some pregnant ladies.    

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25 Sexy Car Wash Videos

25 Sexy Car Wash Videos

It’s the July Long weekend, isn’t it about time you washed your car? Cool Car Wash – Watch more Funny Videos  

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How to Impress Women With Your iPhone

How to Impress Women With Your iPhone

  This guest article was written by Dan Seitz, whose iPhone gets more chicks than he does. The latest iPhone has just been debuted at Apple’s Worldwide Developer’s Conference, and it is, of course, smaller, smarter, and sexier than…

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25 Pictures of Girls We Never Saw in School

25 Pictures of Girls We Never Saw in School

It’s June, and you know what that means, right?  Yep, school is out and Halloween isn’t even kind of around the corner!  So what better time than now to post a bunch of pictures of chicks dressed up in school girl uniforms?&nbs…

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Totally BS Profile: Larissa Riquelme

Totally BS Profile:  Larissa Riquelme

  If you’ve been keeping up on the World Cup, you may recognize Paraguay model and soccer fan Larissa Riquelme, the girl who loved her team so much she jammed a cell phone between her boobs to cheer for them earlier in the week.  Wh…

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5 AwesomeThings You Can Do With A Baby

5 AwesomeThings You Can Do With A Baby

Newsflash, hotshot. You’ve got a baby on your hands. How did you get that baby? Who knows? Maybe you liberated it from a nursery? Maybe you willed it in to existence? Maybe someone just handed it to you as they screamed something about it bei…

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The 10 Hottest Video Game Babes of All Time

The 10 Hottest Video Game Babes of All Time

By Jonny Svarzbein Every guy loves hot chicks, and every guy also loves video games. So what happens when you combine a guy’s two favorite things? You come up with the 10 Hottest Chicks in Video Games:   Joanna Dark from Perfect Dark &n…

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Those Are Some Huge Earings…and Tits

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