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MMA in Lingerie: The Most Pointless “Sexy” Idea Ever

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There’s a lingerie MMA league, called the Lingerie Fighting Championships. It tosses out all the tasty parts of pro wrestling, MMA, reality TV, and sex, blending behind nothing but a bland, pointless glop that gives the viewer shockingly littl…

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Most People Just Stick Out Their Thumb

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Horizontal Stripes Make You Look Fat

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Inner Monologue of a Guy Attending the Porn Convention

Inner Monologue of a Guy Attending the Porn Convention

Aaaah. There’s nothing like a nice, relaxing weekend in Vegas. No screaming kids to drive to soccer games. No nagging wife bitching about how I bought the wrong eggs at the supermarket. Just me, the porn convention, and about 600 beautiful wom…

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Oh, I rike. I rike a rot.

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Those are Very Nice…Gun…

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Mmm…Candy Cane…

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Is That V8 Splash?

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Brittany Murphy Pictures

Brittany Murphy Pictures

    Everyone knows who Brittany Murphy is. She played the hot unattractive girl in Clueless. Then she played the other hot crazy girl in Girl, Interrupted. After that, she played Eminem’s dirty hot girlfriend in 8 Mile. Then she play…

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Her Boobs Are Too Big For Her Top

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The History of Boob Jobs

The History of Boob Jobs

Boob jobs are a wonderful thing. They offer pleasure, enjoyment, and amusement that the whole family can enjoy.  A good boob job can brighten your day with a tingly sensation in your balls, and a bad boob job can tickle your funny bone to no en…

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Hey Marisa, What’s Fappening? Fap Fap Fap

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