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My 25 Favorite People on Twitter

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Twitter is the only social media platform I don’t hate.

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She’s Probably Waiting On a Pizza

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Pumpkinhead Man is Back

Pumpkinhead Man is Back

  He’s back with a bigger gut, a christmas theme, and shittier dance moves.   25 Hot Flexible Gymnast Chicks [pics] (TotalProSports) Your Girlfriends Cheating On You (MadeMan) The Races That Won Johnsons Title (AllLeftTurns) Ninja A…

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A User’s Guide to Boob Terminology

A User’s Guide to Boob Terminology

There are thousands of different words for boobs, but how do you know what term is appropriate for the situation you’re in?  Luckily, we’ve spent a lot of time talking about boobs, and we’ve created a handy User’s Guide …

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Big ‘Ol Tittays

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What You Doing With Those Gloves?

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Hot Chicks Love the Top Gun Song

Hot Chicks Love the Top Gun Song

  We recently went to the Bahamas on the Bud Light Party Cruise, and we decided to spend our vacation hitting on girls…with mixed results.  Enjoy.  

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She Blinded Me With Sexy

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What Your Halloween Costume Really Said About You

What Your Halloween Costume Really Said About You

Like it or not, people judged you this weekend based on your Halloween costume.  You probably had a specific message in mind when you chose your attire for the evening, but sometimes the message you’re trying to send out isn’t alway…

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25 Sexy Witches

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We’d like to burn a few of these chicks at the stake, if you know what I mean. (sex is what we mean)  

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Turn Away From The Light Carol Ann…So I Can See Them Bewbies!

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Ain’t None Hotter

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