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MMA in Lingerie: The Most Pointless “Sexy” Idea Ever

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There’s a lingerie MMA league, called the Lingerie Fighting Championships. It tosses out all the tasty parts of pro wrestling, MMA, reality TV, and sex, blending behind nothing but a bland, pointless glop that gives the viewer shockingly littl…

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The Hottest Babes in Christmas Movies

The Hottest Babes in Christmas Movies

Holiday movies are consistently filled with Christmas imagery, uplifting stories, and hot babes.  You have to be careful though, because the babes in holiday movies always have some faults. We’ve outlined the pros and cons of some of the …

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Sexy Fail

Sexy Fail

I’d still do her.

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Brazilian Bikini Roller Boxing

Brazilian Bikini Roller Boxing

Brazilian Bikini Boxing – Watch more Funny Videos    The title pretty much sums it all up.  We don’t know what committee you have to petition to get this sport into the Olympics, but we’re willing to train the Americ…

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She’s Probably Waiting On a Pizza

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Pumpkinhead Man is Back

Pumpkinhead Man is Back

  He’s back with a bigger gut, a christmas theme, and shittier dance moves.   25 Hot Flexible Gymnast Chicks [pics] (TotalProSports) Your Girlfriends Cheating On You (MadeMan) The Races That Won Johnsons Title (AllLeftTurns) Ninja A…

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A User’s Guide to Boob Terminology

A User’s Guide to Boob Terminology

There are thousands of different words for boobs, but how do you know what term is appropriate for the situation you’re in?  Luckily, we’ve spent a lot of time talking about boobs, and we’ve created a handy User’s Guide …

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Big ‘Ol Tittays

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What You Doing With Those Gloves?

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Hot Chicks Love the Top Gun Song

Hot Chicks Love the Top Gun Song

  We recently went to the Bahamas on the Bud Light Party Cruise, and we decided to spend our vacation hitting on girls…with mixed results.  Enjoy.  

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She Blinded Me With Sexy

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What Your Halloween Costume Really Said About You

What Your Halloween Costume Really Said About You

Like it or not, people judged you this weekend based on your Halloween costume.  You probably had a specific message in mind when you chose your attire for the evening, but sometimes the message you’re trying to send out isn’t alway…

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