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What if Vince the Slap Chop Guy Was a Priest?

What if Vince the Slap Chop Guy Was a Priest?

Hey, it’s Vince, welcome one and all. The subject of today’s sermon, you’re gonna love this, it’s sin. Look at this, it’s the Bible, it’s like, pages of it, pages of sin, you got your Sodom, your Gomorrah, your…

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It’s Not Me It’s You

It’s Not Me It’s You

  In the history of lines, few have seemed so insincere as “it’s not you it’s me.” It veritably reeks with desperation, a ploy so soulless that only someone riddled with furious ADHD who’s trying to watch Phineas…

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ShamWooaa Shit!

ShamWooaa-Shit

2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 2, Day 2

2009-Douchebag-Tournament-Round-2-Day-2

   Welcome to the final day of the second round of the 2009 Douchebag Tournament. Between Coulter vs O’Reilly, Kanye vs Cruise and Glenn Beck vs Michael Moore, have got some massive match-ups today, so let’s get to it.   …

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