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Sharon Stone Wants To Botox Her Kid

Sharon Stone Wants To Botox Her Kid

When I was five I used to go over to my friends house and his mom would make him read supreme court decisions aloud, before he could go out and play. Six months ago I was talking to my dad on the phone and he goes “Oh, you remember that Fiel…

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The 1st Annual Holy TacOscars!

The 1st Annual Holy TacOscars!

Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to the 1st Holy Tacoscars. We don’t have a host, but if we did, it’d be these guys: Now, on to the awards: BEST PICTURE….TO LOOK AT WHEN I WANT TO HOLD OFF AN ORGASM: Elton John, Harrison Ford, Cali…

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