When I was five I used to go over to my friends house and his mom would make him read supreme court decisions aloud, before he could go out and play. Six months ago I was talking to my dad on the phone and he goes “Oh, you remember that Fiel…
Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to the 1st Holy Tacoscars. We don’t have a host, but if we did, it’d be these guys:
Now, on to the awards:
BEST PICTURE….TO LOOK AT WHEN I WANT TO HOLD OFF AN ORGASM:
Elton John, Harrison Ford, Cali…