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25 Kick Ass Transformers Cakes

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Transformers 3 opens today. Go see it! or see these cakes and then blow up some fireworks, same diff.

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Bean Bag Chair vs Transformers 3

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I recently received a massive beanbag chair that couldn’t fit through my front door and takes up more space than is justifiable by an adult in my living room. I keep it there anyway and ask those who might question it to leave. It’s a fun w…

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Michael Bay’s Plato’s Apology: The Handwritten Script

Michael Bay’s Plato’s Apology: The Handwritten Script

6 Cash For Clunkers Spin-Offs We’d Like To See

6 Cash For Clunkers Spin-Offs We’d Like To See

 According to Businessweek (which we totally really read), we’re going to be seeing some Cash-for-Clunkers spin-offs coming around soon, probably for household appliances…BORING.  So we decided to …

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Shia LaBeouf Version 2.0

Shia LaBeouf Version 2.0

If I was rich, I’d definitely have a chauffeur. Right now I’m broke, and I’m still looking in to how much it would cost me. I have a 99 Ford Ranger extended cab, and I could just put up a sheet to separate the front seats from …

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Shia LaBeouf So Very Very Sorry

Shia LaBeouf So Very Very Sorry

So, yesterday a video was posted on youtube that showed Shia LaBeouf really drunk at some party and asking some dude to slap him in the face. Then when the dude was like, “I don’t know…”, LaBeouf goes “Come on bro, do…

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Shia LaBeouf Wanted By Police

Shia LaBeouf Wanted By Police

As much as I think Shia LaBeouf is a douche, and I do, I would say maybe the police are taking shit a bit seriously if he gets taken down for this: TMZ.com reports a warrant has been issued for the arrest of Shia LaBeouf. LaBeouf received a ticket …

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