We’re pretty into conspiracy theories. We’re not experts, but we used to watch X-Files sometimes, we constantly have the Unsolved Mysteries theme song stuck in our head, and we remember liking the movie Conspiracy T…
If you’re a modern Somali Pirate, you can charge your victims for expenses incurred while holding a ship hostage in addition to the ransom that you’re demanding. That’s like someone crapping on your face, and then making you …