Pedophile Wears “World’s Greatest Dad” Shirt

Sometimes you can’t judge a book by its cover. And you probably shouldn’t judge a child molester by his T-shirt, either. That’s what judges in Michigan are for. According to the Washington Post:

NOVI, Mich. — A 33-year-old Michigan man is accused of wearing a “World’s Greatest Dad” shirt to a meeting for sex with what he thought was a 14-year-old girl.

Daniel Allen Everett of Clarkston was arraigned Tuesday in Novi (NOE’-veye) on charges of child sexual abuse and using the Internet to attempt child sexual abuse.

A spokesman for Attorney General Mike Cox could not confirm whether Everett has children. But Cox says in a statement that the arrest is a reminder that “a parent can pose a threat to our children.”

I guess it’s really not surprising that a child molester doesn’t have any class or tact when choosing his wardrobe for underaged sex meetings. Although, on the other hand, I bought my grandfather a “world’s greatest grandpa” coffee mug when I was 10 years old. But he at least had the decency to not drink from it while he was touching my butthole. (That’s just a joke, my grandfather never touched my butthole. I love you, Grandpa!)

Thanks to Steven S for sending in.

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Don’t Wear This Shirt To Your Mug Shot

If you’re the type of person who gets arrested from time to time, you may want to consider your choice of garment before leaving the house. You may want to keep the “I’m Probably Lying” shirt in the drawer until you plan on lounging on the couch all day. Here are a few other shirts you may not want to wear outside:

I Pay Hookers For Sex
Please Don’t Look Inside My Windowless Van
I Run A Secret Dog Fighting Ring
I Got Gay Married
I Smoke Pot All Day Long. Like, ALL DAY.
My Addictions Include: Heroin, Cocaine, Pills and Tax Evasion
Most Of My Pockets Are Filled With Guns
I Can Only Achieve Orgasm Through Torturing And Murdering
I Am Governor of New York
I Call My Basement “The Kidnap Room”
I Agree With All Rap Lyrics

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