Guest Column: Why Your Parakeet Won't Eat Your Diarrhea

November 11th, 2009 | 04:02 pm
Guest Column: Why Your Parakeet Won't Eat Your Diarrhea

 Hi. It's me, your pet parakeet. It's come to my attention that you've been trying to find out why I won't eat your diarrhea: I'm a parakeeet, so I'm not normally one to be bold.  But, seeing that this scenario will...

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