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I Sharted Today

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I sharted today. There, I said it. And you know what? I sharted yesterday, too. In fact, I can’t stop sharting. I won’t go into the gory details, but during the first incident, the breech was minimal, and the clothing was salvaged. For …

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The Inner Monologue of the Creator of the Bristol Stool Chart

posted 09/20/2010
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Dear me, this is going to be stupendous. I don’t want to get ahead of myself here, but I think I’m on to something. I think I’m definitely on to something that could change medicine forever. I could be the next Hippocrates. Or…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Your Bathroom vs. A Public Bathroom

posted 04/30/2010
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If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important things, like where is it better to shit: at home, or in a public restroom? Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time: &n…

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Oh, Shit.

posted 04/15/2010
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Congratulations, But You’re Still Shitting Your Pants Right Now.

posted 01/08/2010
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Guest Column: Why Your Parakeet Won’t Eat Your Diarrhea

posted 11/11/2009
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Hi. It’s me, your pet parakeet. It’s come to my attention that you’ve been trying to find out why I won’t eat your diarrhea: I’m a parakeeet, so I’m not normally one to be bold. But, seeing t…

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The Kitchen Shitter

posted 11/10/2009
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How To Poop In Japan

posted 11/08/2009
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This video is very old, but it’s one of my all-time favorites. I think if I was a little Japanese kid I’d probably be entertained by this video, but I’d be completely terrified of shitting, because the kid who’s…

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The 7 Deadly Sins of Sharing a Bathroom

posted 09/28/2009
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When you’re sharing a bathroom with a roommate, spouse, or girlfriend, there are tons of rules of etiquette that come into play. Everyone knows the basic rules, like changing the toilet paper roll when it’s empty, and using pre-des…

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