shopping – Holytaco

My First Trip To Costco: Diary of An Overwhelmed Holiday Shopper

I had never been to a Costco, or any buy-in-bulk type of store for that matter, in my life, until this past Friday, December 30th, 2011. I just never had any of those kinds of stores within a reasonable distance. I figured if I can get the same stu…

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25 Reasons to Stay Home this Black Friday

posted 11/25/2011
by Ian Fortey

We’re posting this gallery early so you can rethink going out today – some of these people actually lept outside the store. Do you want to deal with that? Shop online, kids, you don’t even need to wear pants.

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A Guide To Black Friday Combat Tactics

posted 11/22/2011
by Luis Prada

Quiet…do you hear that rumbling? That’s the sound of the throngs of rabid madmen and women charging towards their nearest retail stores in an attempt to cash in on some Black Friday savings. Are you ready? Have you looked longingly in to the eyes o…

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The Wal Mart Corporate Black Friday Corporate Strategy

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Classic Taco – Black Friday Bingo Card

posted 11/19/2011
by Luis Prada

Well, it’s Black Friday, the one day of the year where it’s okay for you to step on children and old people in public. If you’re daring enough to face the hordes of shoppers today, at least take this bingo card along to keep yours…

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2011′s Ten Most Dangerous Toys

posted 11/17/2011
by Jim Tews

Possibly a better title for this article would’ve been “Ten Things To Buy Your Kids This Christmas, If You Hate Your Kids”, but that’s a little too wordy. W.A.T.C.H., the consumer advocate group of overcautious PTA moms (pos…

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6 Things that Suck at the Ghetto Mall

posted 10/11/2010
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Malls date back to the 1700s and were, probably, totally kick ass back then. There wasn’t a Hot Topic to be seen, mall walkers had yet to be invented and the foul, sugary stench of Cinnabon was mostly overshadowed by the foul, sugary stench …

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The Best Store on the Internet: CerealMarshmallows.com

posted 09/16/2010
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I have been on the internet literally since it began, assuming as I do it began the day I got my first computer around 1997 or so. I have seen stores that sell sock monkeys, stores that sell novelty lamps, stores that sell Russian brides and store…

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Holy Taco’s Back To School Shopper’s Guide

posted 08/25/2010
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We vaguely remember being students for most of our lives and dreading the final week and a half of August. Summer time fun is over and it’s back to the grind of attaining knowledge that you don’t want, having crushes on girls that think…

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5 Things You Didn’t Know You Should Be Embarrassed to Buy

posted 07/01/2010
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Embarrassment is our stock and trade around here due to an unlucky lot in life. Deranged parenting, hormone issues and genitals that have more than once been mistaken for novelty items has ensured that any number of typically mundane situations ha…

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Signs You’re At a Shady Flea Market

posted 06/01/2010
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Summer is right in our faces again, like an inebriated gentleman expressing inappropriate love for someone he doesn’t actually know, and that can only mean one thing. Actually, that’s a lie. It probably means all kinds…

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My First Trip To Costco: Diary of An Overwhelmed Holiday Shopper

25 Reasons to Stay Home this Black Friday

A Guide To Black Friday Combat Tactics

The Wal Mart Corporate Black Friday Corporate Strategy

Classic Taco – Black Friday Bingo Card

2011′s Ten Most Dangerous Toys

6 Things that Suck at the Ghetto Mall

The Best Store on the Internet: CerealMarshmallows.com

Holy Taco’s Back To School Shopper’s Guide

5 Things You Didn’t Know You Should Be Embarrassed to Buy

Signs You’re At a Shady Flea Market

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