Have you noticed that a the new swine flu, which originated in Mexico, makes you feel very similar to a regular trip to Mexico? Ask someone who's coming back from Tijuana how they feel. Then ask someone who's dying of Swine...
I have no idea what's going on here, but I'm guessing it's not good. And while it's not good, it still makes me laugh. If anyone knows Italian and has any clue as to what the deal is here, feel free to let us know in the comments. I (like...