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Holy Taco Draws the News: Macaulay Culkin

Home Alone star Macaulay Culkin became newsworthy this week thanks to a pic of him in which he is both thin and sporting a pale kid beard. These two things together have convinced the internet that Culkin just contracted hepatitis polio AIDS from ta…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

posted 02/15/2011
by Ian Fortey

EMBED-Choir Kid Vomits On Girl Like A Boss – Watch more free videos Puking at school was always a riot but the fact this kid holds that pose the entire time is kind of awesome.

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Have The Flu? Your Semen Is Probably To Blame

posted 01/18/2011
by Luis Prada

Have you ever been knee deep in your lady, give some of that really good sex stuff, then reached the point of climax, and then punctuated it with a vigorous string of sneezes, a high fever, burning eyes, and the hocking-up of phlegm? If so, then …

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7 Things That Suck Because You Have a Terrible Cold

posted 12/13/2010
by Ian Fortey

7 Things That Suck Because You Have a Terrible Cold

So, it’s winter time and right out of left field, some disease-ridden, poxy, unsanitary refuse-pile of a human spread their disgusting germs all over your juice box or your chapstick or God knows what and now you’re producing phlegm like Taiwanese …

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Wrestling is Gay

posted 01/05/2010
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The Difference Between Swine Flu And A Trip To Mexico

posted 04/27/2009
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Have you noticed that a the new swine flu, which originated in Mexico, makes you feel very similar to a regular trip to Mexico? Ask someone who’s coming back from Tijuana how they feel. Then ask someone who’s dying of Swine …

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Presidente? Presidente?

posted 11/04/2008
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I have no idea what’s going on here, but I’m guessing it’s not good. And while it’s not good, it still makes me laugh. If anyone knows Italian and has any clue as to what the deal is here, feel free to let us know in the com…

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Holy Taco Draws the News: Macaulay Culkin

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Have The Flu? Your Semen Is Probably To Blame

7 Things That Suck Because You Have a Terrible Cold

Wrestling is Gay

The Difference Between Swine Flu And A Trip To Mexico

Presidente? Presidente?

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