Being A Mom Can Be So Confusing

Wait, wait wait. Do I put my infant in the dumpster or do I give it to the nurse and the fireman? I just wish there was a sign that would give me an answer.

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Is This Photo Saying What I Think It’s Saying?

OK OK, jeez. I won’t pee anywhere near there. I promise. Just put the scissors away.

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