It’s a scientific fact that the Masters of the Universe was awesome. Few things are cooler than a cartoon based around an action figure, both meant to promote the other in an incestuous sword and sorcery romp with green cats and bird people. With …
There’s a Smurfs movie coming out this summer, adding to the pile of childhood memories tarnished by Hollywood’s uncaring hand. But remember, that trend started way back when they first made He Man into a terrible film starring Dolph Lu…