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Now There’s No Reason For Anyone To Be Fat

Now There’s No Reason For Anyone To Be Fat

  The next time some enormous tub of shit starts whining about his "thyroid gland" or his "low metabolism," hand him a Slim Suit and tell him that if he’s not skinny in four hours, you’re taking away all his Arb…

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