Yargh! Today be National Talk Like a Pirate Day! If ye scurvy landlovers don't be talkin' like Pirates, then ye'll be walkin' the plank, matees! It doesn't say anything about writing in Pirate-speak, though, so you don't have to worry...
We get emails all the time with people asking "Hey, I have this watermelon, but I don't have a knife. Any ideas on how I can open this thing?" Well, here's your answer. (Can you please stop emailing us that now?)
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