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The Case of the A.C. Slater Smasher

Zack and Slater

“I just don’t like Slater” — That’s the reason a Chicago man gave for smashing a picture of Saved By The Bell’s famous singlet sporting ladies man. Long story short, the guy was drunk, in a bar and he ripped a fr…

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Pumpkinhead Man is Back

Pumpkinhead Man is Back

  He’s back with a bigger gut, a christmas theme, and shittier dance moves.   25 Hot Flexible Gymnast Chicks [pics] (TotalProSports) Your Girlfriends Cheating On You (MadeMan) The Races That Won Johnsons Title (AllLeftTurns) Ninja A…

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Cars Getting The Hell Beaten From Them

Cars Getting The Hell Beaten From Them

  Yargh! Today be National Talk Like a Pirate Day! If ye scurvy landlovers don’t be talkin’ like Pirates, then ye’ll be walkin’ the plank, matees!  It doesn’t say anything about writing in Pirate-speak, thoug…

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This Is How You Open A Watermelon With Your Face

This Is How You Open A Watermelon With Your Face

  We get emails all the time with people asking "Hey, I have this watermelon, but I don’t have a knife. Any ideas on how I can open this thing?" Well, here’s your answer. (Can you please stop emailing us that now?)

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