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Drunken Argument Friday: Smurfs vs. Keebler Elves

Drunken Argument Friday: Smurfs vs. Keebler Elves

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really stupid things, like who would win if the Smurfs engaged in all-out war with the Keebler Elves.  Here’s what it looks like when we do both at t…

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8 Cartoon Characters That Probably Have Syphilis

8 Cartoon Characters That Probably Have Syphilis

Throughout history, there’s an astounding number of influencial people who were completely crazy from syphilis at the time that they changed the world.  We couldn’t help but notice that there are also some comparably astounding and …

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Video: Papa Smurf is Real and Living in California

Video: Papa Smurf is Real and Living in California

Well I be smurfed right in the smurf. Paul Karason’s skin has turned totally smurf (er, blue). This guy has looked exactly like Papa Smurf for the last 14 years due to drinking some stupid-silver infused water that he thinks is some crazy-as…

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