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Jersey Shore sure is popular, despite logic dictating it’s lame as shit and glorifies borderline, intentional retardation. Now that the gang of non-Italians is off to Italy for reasons best left pondered by people who know what paint chips taste li…

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Dawson Reacts To Photos of Snooki: A Van Der Memes Experiment

Dawson Reacts To Photos of Snooki:  A Van Der Memes Experiment

Recently, loathed has-been James Van Der Beek, erstwhile Dawson of Dawson’s Creek, accepted that he had become a meme on the internet and, moreover, embraced it. The result was pretty awesome and can be seen over at the James Van Der Memes w…

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The Marketing Meeting To Decided How To Package The Guidette Love Doll

The Marketing Meeting To Decided How To Package The Guidette Love Doll

Charles: Alright, so, the next item on the list is the Guidette Love Doll. Now, we have the box art squared away: a girl that, even though she looks like a whore, looks significantly less whore-ish than Snooki, which I think is a compliment, and a …

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12 Shocking Revelations from Snooki’s Upcoming Novel

12 Shocking Revelations from Snooki’s Upcoming Novel

Snooki, from MTV’s "Jersey Shore," is writing a novel loosely based on her own life. So says MTV.com. I’ll spare you the obvious jokes (she knows how to write?, I want to beat her to death with a ball peen hammer!, etc., etc.)…

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Notes From The Jersey Shore Contract Negotiations

Notes From The Jersey Shore Contract Negotiations

The cast of MTV’s smash hit representation of the downfall of the western world, Jersey Shore, has refused to shoot anymore scenes for their upcoming third season due to their dissatisfaction with their contracts. Holy Taco, with our infinit…

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