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Snowbound In Your Car For Two Months: WWHTD?

Snowbound

Somewhere just south of the Arctic Circle, forty-four year old Peter Skyllberg, ended up trapped in his snow-covered car for TWO MONTHS! That’s a really long time. Seriously inconvenient. He was probably paying rent on his apartment for those…

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25 Girls on Ice

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Generally speaking the cold is awful because it can kill you, which is why winter has been hunted for years. Another suck hole part of this abysmal temperature is that it forces most of us to bundle up in parkas and other wooly-type items. Lucky …

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Holy Taco’s Guide To Avoiding Cabin Fever

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If you live in a place where snow falls, you know that at least once in the coming months, you’ll be a prisoner in your own home. Scatman Crothers isn’t going to save you, but Holy Taco will! In order to avoid living out scenes from …

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Afford – Watch more Funny Videos It’s a new year (if you’re not good at reading calendars) so let’s celebrate with a new feature, the HT Video of the Day. And we start off in honor of the snow storm that has crippled New Yo…

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Nobody Cares About Snowboarding Lemur

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The Hottest Fans of March Madness (BleacherReport)   Joslyn James Sexting (TotalProSports)   Behold The Strokemeister (Manofest)   Heidi Montag and Her Boobs (Coed)   Girls Like Taking The Pill (LemonDrop)   The Sexiest Peop…

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25 Amazing Snow Sculptures

25 Amazing Snow Sculptures

Don’t eat yellow snow. There. All of you officially know as much about snow as we do now.  

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Weathermen are Hung Like Windchimes

Weathermen are Hung Like Windchimes

Snowfall Size Matters – Watch more Funny Videos 9 inches? That’s pretty impressive for a white guy who’s so insecure that he brags about his dong on local television.   Phantom Goals Suck! (TotalProSports) Harley’s Newes…

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Let It Snow!

Let-It-Snow

15 Sexy Christmas Cheerleaders (TotalProSports)   9 Horribly Wrong Sex Myths (MadeMan)   Wendy Venturini Hotness (AllLeftTurns)   Life Lessons From The Goodfellas (ScreenJunkies)   GirlSpeak Can Be Dangerous (LemonDrop)   Th…

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Why Winter Sucks

Why Winter Sucks

We live in Southern California for a reason: we hate winter. Winter is the time of year when every other living thing chooses to either die or hide, but for some reason we humans choose to just put on a giant coat and power through it. If you’…

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Pure As The Fresh Driven Snow

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Watch Out Chicago, It’s “Snowmageddon ’09″

Watch Out Chicago, It’s “Snowmageddon ’09″

  Isn’t it nice to see Chicago have a sense of humor about giant natural disaster that was bearing down on them? Imagine if New Orleans news stations trotted out a graphic of a giant ocean demolishing the Lower 9th Ward during "Floo…

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