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Things You Can Do With The Electronic Snuggie: An Owner’s Guide

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It’s been long said that the Snuggie is a completely useless product purchased mainly by idiots that are bothered by the brisk drafts that billow in through the cracks beneath their outhouse doors as they watch marathons of The Cake Boss. But it’s …

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5 Things That Could Use A Civil Rights Movement

5 Things That Could Use A Civil Rights Movement

A Very Special Guest Article by Casey O’Donnell   Today is Martin Luther King Jr. Day.  Everyone is aware of what MLK did for the American Civil Rights Movement of the 1960′s: he was completely responsible for it.  In hono…

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Snookie: The Blanket That Has Herpes!

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Hot Bikini Streaks for Italian Soccer Team [pic] (TotalProSports)   Where To Take Your Girlfriend In Winter (MadeMan)   The Dr. Jerry Punch Out Booth (AllLeftTurns)   Alice Comes In Threes (ScreenJunkies)   Elf Yourself, Bisnatch…

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If You Liked The Snuggie, You’re Going To Love The…

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