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How Come No One Likes You?

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Ever notice how some people don’t like you? Neither do we. But surely you have friends who lament their lack of universal appeal. The fact is, not everyone is delightful to be around and many of those undelightful characters don’t even know why. So…

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Rent Me To Be Your Strangely Silent New Friend At Parties For Only $39.95!

Micheal Cera

For only one easy payment of $39.95, I will accompany you to a party so you can introduce me to your friends as your neighbor/cousin from Nebraska/autistic kid you’re babysitting, even though I’m like 25. Once at this party, I will play the role of…

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How To: Get a Bartender’s Attention

How To: Get a Bartender’s Attention

When you’re a bartender, every night feels like the initial, frantic phases of an awkward orgy:  It’s really loud and messy, and you’ve got a lot to do, but you have to deal with disgusting, sweaty, drunk a-holes all night. &n…

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