Ever notice how some people don’t like you? Neither do we. But surely you have friends who lament their lack of universal appeal. The fact is, not everyone is delightful to be around and many of those undelightful characters don’t even know why. So…
For only one easy payment of $39.95, I will accompany you to a party so you can introduce me to your friends as your neighbor/cousin from Nebraska/autistic kid you’re babysitting, even though I’m like 25. Once at this party, I will play the role of…
When you’re a bartender, every night feels like the initial, frantic phases of an awkward orgy: It’s really loud and messy, and you’ve got a lot to do, but you have to deal with disgusting, sweaty, drunk a-holes all night. &n…