song of ice and fire

25 Acceptable Reasons to not Watch Game of Thrones

Game of Thrones returned last night and it was awesome because it could be nothing but. Some people apparently don’t watch Thrones, however and that’s OK, we all have our reasons for insane, unjustifiable behavior. Here are the only acceptable rea…

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A Game of Hodor: Chapter V

posted 08/13/2012
by Ian Fortey

There are mornings when I wake up and have to wonder if perhaps I unknowingly made a great enemy of some vengeful god at some point in my life. I awoke this morning to a direwolf attempting to breed with my cloak whilst I was wearing it. Just a war…

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A Game of Hodor: Chapter III

posted 07/23/2012
by Ian Fortey

This exact conversation happened earlier today; “ We’re running low on rations.” “Hodor.”

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A Game of Hodor: Chapter II

posted 07/09/2012
by Ian Fortey

Wolfswood. Charming. Home of direwolves, regular wolves, escaped Wildlings and disease-bearing ticks. I’m loathe to imagine a less hospitable place. But of course we’re traveling north to the Wall, so less hospitable is all we have to look forwar…

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How to Make Your Own Game of Thrones

posted 05/08/2012
by Ian Fortey

So, you want to produce an epic fantasy series of books/HBO smut plays, good for you. The fantasy genre has never been hotter than it is right now thanks to Game and predecessors like Lord of the Ring, Harry Potter and whatever that silliness that …

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