April 17th, 2008 | 08:56
Bruce ServicePack and the Vista Street Band - Watch more free videos
Let’s face it, the music industry is changing. It’s no longer the world of New York hipsterites, gangsta thugs from the Dirty South or leather-clad LA rockers. We can stop looking for the next Seattle, because the new music scene is the coming straight from the cubicals of the sales and marketing teams of the world’s largest corporations. Remember when that Bank One guy totally blew our minds? And we can’t forget when Jefferson Starbucks rocked our worlds with “We Built This Starbucks.” I would put their lyrics of “Knee-deep in the mocha/making coffee right/So many partners/working late at night” up against anything John Lennon ever wrote.
Well, now we have Bruce ServicePack and the Vista Street Band’s “Rockin’ Our Sales,” which is sure to be an anthem this summer. Please kill me.
My favorite part is the 2:37 mark when it pans out to a guy who loves this song so much he can’t help but say, “Wow, Microsoft’s sales team rocks!” and then his friend lets us know that they will keep rocking by saying, “And we’re gonna keep rocking with SP1!”
Also, I’m going to include this video. Not because it’s a song parody, but because it’s another example of corporate douchebaggery and I never ever ever get tired of it.
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