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The Didgeri-Death Metal Song

Some years ago I wrote a didgeridoo love song and it went over pretty well, won me a Grammy or two, got me some groupies, all that jazz. But did I rest on my laurels? Nah. I rested on a mean ass pillow and wrote another song. A death metal song …

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The Juggalo Blues

posted 01/08/2013
by Ian Fortey

Please start this video and turn your speakers on before continuing. Thank you.

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My Reaction To The New Paris Hilton Song, Or Things I Groan When I Have Diarrhea?

posted 02/23/2012
by Luis Prada

Paris Hilton has released a new song. Or rather, Manufactured Superstars, an electronic music duo out of Denver, made a backing track and they got Paris Hilton to lend her voice and to provide lyrics. The track is awful, which is why we’re going to …

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Analyzing The Strong Pro-Incest Message of Elvis Presley’s Song “Kissin’ Cousins”

posted 07/26/2011
by Luis Prada

Well I’ve got a gal, she’s as cute as she can be She’s a distant cousin but she’s not too distant with me Alright, right off the bat, a quarter of a verse in to the song, we encounter incest. Some artists like to disguise t…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – Friday

posted 03/11/2011
by Ian Fortey

Usually I’m not a “this is so bad you have to see it” kind of guy because bad things are generally best unexperienced. But damn, this is so bad I don’t have the vocabulary to really explain to you how bad it is unless you w…

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How to Write a Ke$ha Song

posted 11/22/2010
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So you’ve decided you want to prove poor genetics, a bad upbringing and a distinct lack of social graces aren’t about to stomp on your trailer park princess dreams, good for you! The world has no end of love, or at least tolerance, for…

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Behind the Music: Shivaji

posted 07/29/2010
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Title of this doesn’t make sense to you? No worries, neither will that video from a movie called Shivaji. It’s 5 minutes of some of the most insane shit ever committed to video that includes a choreographed dance number and India&rsqu…

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Chimpanzee Riding On A Segway!

posted 03/24/2010
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Three guesses as to what this video is all about. Go. Japans Tandem Scootering (TotalProSports) These Are The Coolest Cars EVER (SuperTremendous) Christina Mendoza Hotness (Coed) The Worlds Best Trailer Ever (LemonDrop) The LED Sofa …

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Guy Forgets the Words to “That’s Amore”

posted 03/07/2010
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Don’t go on television and sing a song that you only know the first and last line of, because it will probably turn out really awkward and embarrassing if you do. March Madness! (BleacherReport) News Room Fight! (Manofest) Mon…

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10 Songs You Should Never Play In A Bar

posted 03/01/2010
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There’s nothing worse than having a perfectly good drinking session ruined by a song that either doesn’t belong in a bar, has been crammed down your ears too many times, or just plain sucks. All I Wanna Do Sheryl Crow &n…

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How the Grinch Touched Christmas

posted 12/24/2009
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Our friends at Team Tiger Awesome put together this excellent Grinch video just in time for the holidays, and we feel that they really tapped into what the holiday season is all about: child molestation and murder. Be sure to check out…

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The Didgeri-Death Metal Song

The Juggalo Blues

My Reaction To The New Paris Hilton Song, Or Things I Groan When I Have Diarrhea?

Analyzing The Strong Pro-Incest Message of Elvis Presley’s Song “Kissin’ Cousins”

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – Friday

How to Write a Ke$ha Song

Behind the Music: Shivaji

Chimpanzee Riding On A Segway!

Guy Forgets the Words to “That’s Amore”

10 Songs You Should Never Play In A Bar

How the Grinch Touched Christmas

Photo of the Day

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