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Analyzing The Strong Pro-Incest Message of Elvis Presley’s Song “Kissin’ Cousins”

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Well I’ve got a gal, she’s as cute as she can be She’s a distant cousin but she’s not too distant with me Alright, right off the bat, a quarter of a verse in to the song, we encounter incest. Some artists like to disguise t…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – Friday

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – Friday

Usually I’m not a “this is so bad you have to see it” kind of guy because bad things are generally best unexperienced. But damn, this is so bad I don’t have the vocabulary to really explain to you how bad it is unless you w…

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How to Write a Ke$ha Song

How to Write a Ke$ha Song

So you’ve decided you want to prove poor genetics, a bad upbringing and a distinct lack of social graces aren’t about to stomp on your trailer park princess dreams, good for you! The world has no end of love, or at least tolerance, for…

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Behind the Music: Shivaji

Behind the Music: Shivaji

Title of this doesn’t make sense to you? No worries, neither will that video from a movie called Shivaji. It’s 5 minutes of some of the most insane shit ever committed to video that includes a choreographed dance number and India&rsqu…

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Chimpanzee Riding On A Segway!

Chimpanzee Riding On A Segway!

  Three guesses as to what this video is all about. Go.   Japans Tandem Scootering (TotalProSports) These Are The Coolest Cars EVER (SuperTremendous) Christina Mendoza Hotness (Coed) The Worlds Best Trailer Ever (LemonDrop) The LED Sofa …

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Guy Forgets the Words to “That’s Amore”

Guy Forgets the Words to “That’s Amore”

  Don’t go on television and sing a song that you only know the first and last line of, because it will probably turn out really awkward and embarrassing if you do.   March Madness! (BleacherReport) News Room Fight! (Manofest) Mon…

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10 Songs You Should Never Play In A Bar

10 Songs You Should Never Play In A Bar

There’s nothing worse than having a perfectly good drinking session ruined by a song that either doesn’t belong in a bar, has been crammed down your ears too many times, or just plain sucks.   All I Wanna Do  Sheryl Crow &n…

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How the Grinch Touched Christmas

How the Grinch Touched Christmas

  Our friends at Team Tiger Awesome put together this excellent Grinch video just in time for the holidays, and we feel that they really tapped into what the holiday season is all about: child molestation and murder.  Be sure to check out…

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Awesome Cartoon Intros in Foreign Languages

Awesome Cartoon Intros in Foreign Languages

No matter where you travel in the world, one thing is always consistent: we all grew up watching the same cartoons.  Of course, even cartoon theme songs have to be re-recorded in different languages, and this often leads to some incredibly awes…

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Prepare to be Hypnotized

Prepare to be Hypnotized

  This is Pedro.  He’s got a bunch of videos on youtube.  Forget for a moment that he’s singing along to a Mariah Carey song (he only sings along to Mariah Carey songs), and try to also forget that he doesn’t know a…

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Abstinence + Rock = A Very Crappy Song

Abstinence + Rock = A Very Crappy Song

  Why do hardcore conservative weirdoes try so hard to reach our nation’s youngsters with corny crap like this? Every 16-year-old boy would murder baby Jesus with his bare hands to have a girl who wanted to have sex with him. If you real…

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