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Magic’s “Rude” is the Entitled Douchebag Anthem Robin Thicke Forgot to Write

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On the surface, Magic’s “Rude” is about guy who wants to marry a girl. At its heart though, lies pure selfishness. The guys asks his girlfriend’s father for permission to marry his daughter. Dad says hell no, but because that…

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10 Classic Songs With Bizarre, Illogical Titles — And What They Should Be Called Instead

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Like many misinformed rock fans, I used to think that “Baba O’Riley” by The Who was called “Teenage Wasteland.” It’s an honest mistake, considering that the phrase teenage wasteland appears five times in the song,…

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25 Alternate Names for Kanye West’s New Album

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Kanye West’s new album is called Yeezus. He debuted 2 new songs on SNL – Black skinheads and New Slaves, the most predictably Kanye West named songs ever. Because if there’s one thing you can count on from Kanye West it’s over the top melodrama.

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8 Super Fun Serial Killer Songs

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Serial killing has become all the rage since Anthony Hopkins made it irascibly charming in the 1990s and true crime drama allowed every pseudo slug who enjoys a James Patterson book to sit at home and be an amateur “profiler” no matter how inaccurat…

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7 Incredibly Sad Country Songs

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Yeah, I know. It’s Friday. I get it. But sadness doesn’t take the weekends off, so maybe some of our readers (or for that matter some of our writers, (or maybe just this writer)) are feeling a little down. Maybe they plan on spending th…

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