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Come At Me, Solar Flare! I’m Right Here!

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C’mon, you pussy! Come at me! I’m right here! It’s just you and me, Second Largest Solar Flare of the Current 11-year Cycle! It’s just me, a fleshy and easily charred human, versus you, a scorching tendril of the sun that was hurled toward the earth…

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New Conspiracy Theory Suggests Barack Obama Was A Time and Space Traveling Explorer Of Mars – No, Seriously.

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President Obama’s name gets tossed around a lot by conspiracy theorists; I’m guessing because his name is kind of fun to say and it fits in well when surrounded by a bunch of crazy, completely fictitious crap. It’s almost a joke name that you throw…

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Space Hates You : 6 Cosmic Death Traps

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On November 8th at 6:28 EST, an asteroid passed so close to Earth, if you were standing on your roof you could have licked it. And as awesome as that sounds, you also need to appreciate how close you were to becoming a spray of one atom thick, gro…

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Timeline of Manned Space Flights

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Today marks the 50th anniversary of mankind’s first manned space flight. On April 12, 1961, Russian cosmonaut Yuri Garagin entered the void of space, leading the way for many more humans to come. We take space exploration very seriously here at Hol…

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I’m Disappointed In You, Supermoon.

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This past Saturday brought with it a spectacular celestial phenomenon, the likes of which hadn’t been seen in over 18 years. It was the so called “supermoon”, which is when, through a fluke of orbital mechanics, the moon gets all up in the earth’s …

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Silliness That Could Have Been: Hamster Ball Space Suit

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Up until this very day space travel has been devoid of giant hamster balls designed for people. Many have argued for years that the only way to truly explore the vast, cold emptiness of space is with large rolling bubbles that look like they have C…

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The 10 Least Likely Announcements at NASA’s Astrobiology Press Conference

The 10 Least Likely Announcements at NASA’s Astrobiology Press Conference

At 2PM, NASA will hold a press conference “to discuss an astrobiology finding that will impact the search for evidence of extraterrestrial life.” The geek world has been set aflame with this teaser. Not since news of The Hobbit have s…

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Holy Taco Threatens The World With An Alien Invasion If Humans Don’t Start Focusing More On Space Travel

Holy Taco Threatens The World With An Alien Invasion If Humans Don’t Start Focusing More On Space Travel

  I’m going to die one day. We all are. But me specifically – that’s what I worry about. I could die in 40 years of a heart attack. I could die tomorrow in a freak piano falling incident. Either way, I’m going to die. B…

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Because Saturn Puts Out…Radio Emissions

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Catstronaut!

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Let’s Blow Up The Moon!

Let’s Blow Up The Moon!

  In case you haven’t heard, NASA is going to blow up the moon.  This is really no surprise.  In fact, Mr. Show predicted this about 10 years ago.  The only thing they got wrong was the color of the President, but nobody c…

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