This isn't an annoying piece of email spam. This is a work of art. There's so much nuance, so many awesome misspellings (I have PROFF!), that you can read this nine or ten times and still see find something new...
Writing a spam email subject line is an experiment in psychology. The subject line has to be enticing enough for you to click on it, even though the email is from no one you know. So what sort of psychology was used to come up with, "Where are you, I'm...