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If Heidi And Spencer Were A Comic Book

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Comic books are really hot right now, and being a stupid douche is also really hot right now. So I figured, if there was a way to combine the two, I might have something. This is hopefully the first of many more comic book entries we do, but most …

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8 Truthful Celebrity Autobiography Covers

posted 06/29/2008
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Famous people are always writing autobiographies that aren’t really honest. So here are the covers for 9 celebrity biographies that we think are a little more truthful. 8. Stedman Graham 7. Mario Lopez

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Holy Taco Reader Has Heidi And Spencer Confrontation

posted 05/29/2008
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So, one of our readers was at dinner last night with a couple of friends and spotted Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, sitting a few tables away. Apparently our reader was taking a picture of his friends who had joined him for dinner, and well, Prat…

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Heidi And Spencer Make Out For Dodgers

posted 05/19/2008
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This is a “candid” photo of Heidi and Spencer at the Dodger game last night. Imagine you paid 150 dollars for seats behind home plate, only to find that not only do you have to watch Andruw Jones patrol center field, which looks eerily…

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Heidi Montag says Lauren Conrad Has Sex Tape

posted 04/28/2008
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So, in this video, Tyra Banks asks Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt about their claims that Lauren Conrad has a sex tape. I went ahead and added in what Spencer was probably thinking during the interview. I think when you’re really super stupi…

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Heidi And Spencer Cancel White House Trip

posted 04/23/2008
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I don’t even think I can continue to call Spencer Pratt a douchebag. It’s like he’s doing things in the field of douchebaggery that have never been done before. It’s like when Einstein discovered the theory of relativity …

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Heidi And Spencer To Get Own Show

posted 04/17/2008
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Before you say how ridiculous and stupid this is, remember that Tony Danza not only starred in multiple sitcoms, but also had his own talk show. I watched him interview Tony Bennett once and spend four minutes on how crazy it was that they were bo…

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The Hills: Stupid Hot People Are Awesome

posted 04/14/2008
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This is a clip from The Hills. All you need to know is that the Spencer dude and the Heidi chick just broke up. She’s trying to get over it, and he goes to the bar where she’s trying to do that, and tries to bang every chick within ea…

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Spencer Pratt is Electric

posted 04/07/2008
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Online Videos by Veoh.com I seriously can’t get enough of this guy. I really can’t. He’s like an evil shakespearian character mixed with the bad guy from the first Karate Kid, with a dash of retarded. He’s just amazing. …

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Spencer Pratt Writes Autobiography

posted 03/05/2008
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If you were wondering who was going to be the next F. Scott Fitzgerald, wonder no further my friends. Perezhilton.com reports: Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Spencer Pratt is “in talks” to release an autobiographica…

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Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Make Video Game

posted 02/20/2008
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I wish I could stop writing about these two gobs of stupid but it’s like they beg me to do it. Get a load of this crap: According to Us Magazine, Heidi Montag and her main man Spencer Pratt plan on developing a Heidi and Spencer video game S…

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If Heidi And Spencer Were A Comic Book

8 Truthful Celebrity Autobiography Covers

Holy Taco Reader Has Heidi And Spencer Confrontation

Heidi And Spencer Make Out For Dodgers

Heidi Montag says Lauren Conrad Has Sex Tape

Heidi And Spencer Cancel White House Trip

Heidi And Spencer To Get Own Show

The Hills: Stupid Hot People Are Awesome

Spencer Pratt is Electric

Spencer Pratt Writes Autobiography

Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Make Video Game

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