You may be wondering what's going on inside the mind of a sperm, right after he's been shot out. Well, wonder no further, as we present to you his very heartfelt (and sadly, tragic) diary.
I would be really upset if Denise Richards asked me for my sperm, mostly because I feel like if I'm going to give someone my sperm, it should be done in the way God wanted it to be done: namely jerking it into a turkey baster and dropping it...
I guess having sex with the same old boring unbelievably hot celebrity starlet can get tiring, too. French model and sex kitten Alexandra Paressant is claiming to have had a two month affair with San Antonio Spurs French guard Tony Parker (If Tim Duncan had a personality, he would be very...
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