I would be really upset if Denise Richards asked me for my sperm, mostly because I feel like if I’m going to give someone my sperm, it should be done in the way God wanted it to be done: namely jerking it into a turkey baster and dropping it off in front of her doorstep and running away. At least that’s what my weird Uncle does.
So she thinks he doctored the e-mail. Well, let me just say, I have a copy of said e-mail and we can all see, a)this e-mail is not doctored, and b)she not only wanted the sperm, but had big plans for it, and c)I don’t think she fully understands the plot to Jurassic Park.
I guess having sex with the same old boring unbelievably hot celebrity starlet can get tiring, too. French model and sex kitten Alexandra Paressant is claiming to have had a two month affair with San Antonio Spurs French guard Tony Parker (If Tim Duncan had a personality, he would be very disappointed.) According to X17online:
“We had room service. He said that Eva sexually speaking does not want to do certain things. She do not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like certain position and thinks that sperm gives acne,”
About his marriage with Eva Longoria, Alexandra says that Tony explained: “Everybody has to get married at a point, but [for him] it is still time to enjoy life.”
When asked if Eva knew about Tony being with her, Alex said: “I don’t think she knew about it. She seems quite jealous.”
Wait, if sperm doesn’t cause acne, then why is Jessica Simpson doing all those Proactiv commercials?
One of the photos below is NSFW. See if you can find out which one.
Debate season is in full swing, so we thought it would be a good time to take a look back at some of the most notable blunders in presidential debate history.
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