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Please Stop Pole Dancing, Dad

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Hey Dad, Hope you’re not totally caught off guard by this letter, but there’s an issue that myself and the rest of the family have to bring to your attention. It’s about your pole dancing. We’ve been supporting you for long e…

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Lindsay Lohan’s Prison Diary

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Lindsay Lohan headed back to jail for the fifth time recently. It can’t have been all that bad though, she ended up getting released after only five hours. That’s not even enough time to plot an escape. She was thrown in the can again b…

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Herman Cain’s New Campaign Ad

Herman Cain’s New Campaign Ad

The folks here at Holy Taco like to offer our complete support to the most insane candidate possible. You see, the more messed up the country is, the more things we’ll have to write about. We don’t want all of America’s messes to …

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Remember How You’ve Always Wanted to Eat Your Own Hands?

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Finally, The Teen Wolf Sequel We’ve Been Waiting For: Middle Aged Wolf!

Finally, The Teen Wolf Sequel We’ve Been Waiting For: Middle Aged Wolf!

We all loved Teen Wolf  in the 80′s, and many of us were left wondering what happened to our sometimes furry friend. Well, wait no longer, because the much anticipated next chapter of Teen Wolf’s life is now on the very, very smal…

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Sweden Looks Awesome.

Sweden Looks Awesome.

  Sweden: Rippin’ it to Shreds, motherf***er.  

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Hey, Remember DuckTales?

Hey, Remember DuckTales?

  This video was done by the guys over at fatalfarm.com. They’ve somehow managed to make child abduction pretty hilarious. They also do a  great job of raping your other childhood memories in a totally hilarious way.   A Tiger …

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