This photo of New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick staring at an ass at an NIT basketball game leaves me with a few questions. They are, in order of importance:
1. Why is Bill staring at that dumpy ass?
2. Is Bill trying to figure out if that’s a guy’s or a girl’s ass?
3. Do you think Bill’s bright-green hat says “I Loves Me Some Ass Staring”?
4. How long did Bill stare at that ass? (I hope it was 4 minutes.)
5. Is Bill holding a pile of shit in his hands?
If anyone has any answers to these questions, please let me know.
For those of you that don’t know, Mike and the Mad Dog is a sports radio show in New York. Mike Francessa is on the left, Chris “Mad Dog” Russo is on the right and Jim is off camera getting his ass handed to him.
After seeing Kevin Borseth’s amazing post-game press conference freak out over a women’s college basketball game, we were reminded about some of our favorite post-game tirades. Because it’s not about who wins and loses, it’s about who has a mental breakdown on camera after the game.
Jim Mora – “Playoffs?”
Starting this list with any other clip would be like starting to masturbate without first locking your office door. You just don’t do it. Notice Mora’s use of repetition. It will become a theme here.
Kevin Borseth Rant - Watch more free videos Kevin Borseth - “After the game, was I mad? Yes.”
The last women’s sporting event I watched was Lingerie Bowl I, so maybe I don’t have the best frame of reference here. Yet, when a women’s basketball coach flies in from off screen and slams the stat sheet on the podium to start his post-game press conference, well, this could be the most entertaining thing to happen in women’s basketball since Juwanna Mann.
Terrell Owens Is A Cry Baby - Watch more free videos Terrell Owens – The Crying (Post)Game
TO is clearly a changed man. Before this, the NFL’s douchiest receiver was known for blaming his teammates after a tough loss. Now he’s just known as a little bitch. Continue reading…
Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers wants the children of the world to keep their peepees and their poontangs in their pants. Because, according to him, chastity is a “lost art.” Uhh, sure Phil. Getting kids to abstain from sex is like trying to make a monkey fuck a football. It’s a nice thought, but I’ve never seen it happen. The only kids who go to these chastity conferences are usually 14-year-old moms or little boys who are trying to pray themselves straight. Oh, and mega nerds like Philip Rivers.
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