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5 Non-SuperBowl Bowl Games We’d Like To See

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by Jim Tews

The big game this Sunday is going to be padded with advertisements, gimmicks and promos. They’re half the reason for even paying attention to the game. The PR stunts we’re particularly into are the alternate fake games, like the puppy bo…

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Sporting Chance: 5 Obscure Sports that Will Help you in a Zombie Apocalypse

posted 10/20/2011
by Ian Fortey

The world is lousy with zombies these days; the Walking Dead, the GOP Debates and now, Break Media is dropping Zombie Parkour Runner on your iPhone or, if you’re fancy, iPad. It’s the only game you’ll play this month in which you’re required to us…

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Sports That Never Took Off, For Obvious Reasons

posted 06/27/2011
by Jim Tews

Popular Science recently dug into its archives and posted a few pages from old issues that covered emerging fad sports. Sports they thought might actually become part of the mainstream. It doesn’t take a popular scientist, or even a person wi…

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Things Only Old People Are Into: Freestyle Canoeing [Video]

posted 06/01/2011
by Jim Tews

Let’s go ahead and add this to the list of reasons why there’s severe generational gap in America. How can America’s youth respect it’s elders when it’s elders are into some really boring crap? Take freestyle canoeing,…

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Hog Calling Is Definitely A Real Thing

posted 05/26/2011
by Jim Tews

So now that we’ve done away with our girl galleries, we’ve realized we have a responsibility to educate the masses. Which is why we put together this video with footage from a hog calling contest. Yeah, you know, hog calling. You didn&#…

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The Full-Body Bump Is The Dumbest Thing In Sports

posted 04/19/2011
by Luis Prada

If you check out the Wiki page for the high five you’ll find this highly technical description: The high five is a celebratory hand gesture that occurs when two people simultaneously raise one hand, about head high, and push, slide or slap the flat…

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Incredibly Dangerous Children’s Activities That Aren’t Really Dangerous

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by Jim Tews

Well, the state of NY has officially made sure that the children of the future will be soft-skinned, doughy pussies. Lawn darts used to be the only kids activity on the “too dangerous” list (and probably rightfully so), but now NY state…

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Bringham Young University’s Basketball Team Is Fueled By Sexual Frustration

posted 03/03/2011
by Jim Tews

Leave it to the Mormon’s to remove probably the biggest perk of being a college basketball player — the college girls. Brandon Davies was removed from BYU’s basketball team because he admitted to having sex with his girlfriend. So…

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Holy Taco’s Sports Talk: Carmelo Anthony’s Trade To The Knicks and Its Impact On The Playoff Race

posted 02/22/2011
by Luis Prada

Carmelo Anthony is a player of sport. Specifically, he is a player of the National Basketball Association, a league that, from what I hear, has recently become famous for having its participants attempt to place a bumpy orange spherical bladder in …

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

posted 01/25/2011
by Ian Fortey

How Not To Pick Up An Injured Player – Watch more Sports Knocked down? That’s a teabagging. Need medical attention? Teabagging. Carried off the field? Yep, teabagging.

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Caption Contest: Cornhole – Throwing Bags in a Hole

posted 12/14/2010
by Jame Gumb

Caption this pic for a chance to win a copy of Cornhole: Throwing Bags in a Hole. The word “cornhole” means different things to different people. For some, Cornhole (a.k.a. “Bags”) is a friendly out-door game often played at…

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5 Non-SuperBowl Bowl Games We’d Like To See

Sporting Chance: 5 Obscure Sports that Will Help you in a Zombie Apocalypse

Sports That Never Took Off, For Obvious Reasons

Things Only Old People Are Into: Freestyle Canoeing [Video]

Hog Calling Is Definitely A Real Thing

The Full-Body Bump Is The Dumbest Thing In Sports

Incredibly Dangerous Children’s Activities That Aren’t Really Dangerous

Bringham Young University’s Basketball Team Is Fueled By Sexual Frustration

Holy Taco’s Sports Talk: Carmelo Anthony’s Trade To The Knicks and Its Impact On The Playoff Race

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Caption Contest: Cornhole – Throwing Bags in a Hole

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