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The Tour de France Just Started, and It’s as Pointless as Ever

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I’m genuinely confused as to why we’re even bothering with the Tour de France anymore. A whole bunch of druggies get on their Huffys and ride around France until people tell them they can stop. And that’s pretty much it. You can…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

How Not To Pick Up An Injured Player – Watch more Sports Knocked down? That’s a teabagging. Need medical attention? Teabagging. Carried off the field? Yep, teabagging.

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Caption Contest: Cornhole – Throwing Bags in a Hole

Caption Contest: Cornhole – Throwing Bags in a Hole

Caption this pic for a chance to win a copy of Cornhole: Throwing Bags in a Hole. The word “cornhole” means different things to different people. For some, Cornhole (a.k.a. “Bags”) is a friendly out-door game often played at…

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25 Awesome Videos of Buzzer Beaters

25 Awesome Videos of Buzzer Beaters

  It’s August, and you know what that means! That’s right, it’s almost football season! So why are we running a video gallery of buzzer beating basketball shots?   Because that shit is awesome.  

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25 Balls to the Face – Video Edition

25 Balls to the Face – Video Edition

One year ago today, we brought you a photo gallery of people getting hit in the face with balls.  Today, we’d like to do the same thing.  Except with video.  Why?  Because recycling ideas is fun and easy, that’s why. …

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5 Unintentionally Gay Parts of Everyday Life

5 Unintentionally Gay Parts of Everyday Life

As man evolves, so too do his sensibilities. His hopes. His dreams. And somewhere in there, things that started out not particularly gay became super gay .

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The Phillies Taser Guy Meme

The Phillies Taser Guy Meme

A few days ago, a news story broke about a Phillies fan who was mercilessly tasered after jumping onto the field during a baseball game. A photo of the incident (below) has been going around the internet faster than herpes at summer camp, and itR…

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The Key to Victory? Freshness!

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Phillies Phan Lap Dance [video] (TotalProSports) Who Are The Hottest Blondes In Sports? (BleacherReport) We All Miss Catwoman (DailyRevelry) Ultimate Diarrhea Defense (Manofest) Oh, College Girls (TheChive) Candace Swanpoel Hotness (Coed) Beware The…

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25 Athlete Mugshots

25 Athlete Mugshots

This is what our heroes do on their off time.    

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Tiger Woods Masters Tournament Score Card

Tiger Woods Masters Tournament Score Card

Augusta National Golf Club was crowded yesterday with hordes of crazed golf fans trying to get an autograph from Tiger Woods on the first day of the Master’s Tournament. What a bunch of idiots. We just stole his score card.    

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The Food Pyramid of Baseball Fans

The Food Pyramid of Baseball Fans

25 Animals Playing Sports

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I have seen/would see all of these movies.  

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