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25 Things to do on Spring Break when you don’t get Spring Break

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Spring Break is the domain of children and young adults whose chief responsibilities include beer and tits. Man, that’s awesome. But this will only work for a few years after which time you’re going to have to think up a new Spring Break plan of a…

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Spring Break Bingo!

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Hey spring breakers, make your bitchin’ beach vacation interesting by playing bingo! Wait, what? Yeah, like bingo. Use this bingo card and mark off what you see. First one to get a vertical, horizontal, or diagonal row wins nothing!

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Spring Break, Community College Style

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If you are going to a big name college, during spring break, YOU MUST GET SUPER DRUNK AND HAVE LOTS OF SEX SOMEWHERE TROPICAL! That’s how it works here in America, and rightfully so. I mean, hey, you’ve earned it. You got decent grades …

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Hey, What’s Up? I’m Your Sister’s New Boyfriend

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Hey bro. What’s going on? I’m your sister’s new boyfriend. Yeah man, pretty cool, huh? We met in Florida when she was on Spring Break this year. It was pretty cool, I was actually just living on the beach down there and we ended u…

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25 Reasons to Stay Home This Spring Break

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Spring Break is a wild party. But it’s also this stuff. Beware.

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Your 5 Ultimate Spring Break Destinations

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OMG It’s SPRING BREAK!!!! WOOO!!!! If you’re not drunk and naked yet, please take a moment to take care of that then continue reading. If you’re currently reading this sentence and you are neither drunk nor nude, then we have a gypsy in back cook…

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Classic Taco: The 6 Awesomest Things About Spring Break (And Their Awful Downsides)

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Spring break is upon us again and what better way to get ready for a week of mirth and mayhem full of parties and girls and booze than be checking out just what it is everyone loves about their week in the sun, and then shredding it apart with grim,…

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The 6 Awesomest Things About Spring Break (And Their Awful Downsides)

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Spring break is upon us again and what better way to get ready for a week of mirth and mayhem full of parties and girls and booze than be checking out just what it is everyone loves about their week in the sun, and then shredding it apart with grim…

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Inner Monologue of a Lake Havasu Cop During Spring Break

Inner Monologue of a Lake Havasu Cop During Spring Break

Looks like another shitty morning to be a cop in Lake Havasu, Arizona. I can’t believe I got stuck in this little shithole town. It’s ironic that such a shitty town was built around a lake filled with piss water.  Who’d have t…

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Diagrams of the 8 Worst People to Road Trip With

Diagrams of the 8 Worst People to Road Trip With

Depending on where you are, Spring Break is either last week, next week, or right now. That means that you’re probably just returning from a road trip, preparing to leave on a road trip, or enjoying a road trip right now. Road trips can be a …

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25 Hot Spring Break Girls

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