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The Day I Met Nicolas Cage

Ian Fortey
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If you’ve followed my writing closely in the past, and you have for fear of punishment, then you are aware I have brushes with celebrities the same way hobos have brushes with sanity – those stark, unpredictable moments when sense almost creeps into…

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I Think We’re Alone Now…In Prison

posted 04/07/2009
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I Think We’re Alone Now…In Prison

  I’d like to thank this trailer for "I Think We’re Alone Now," which is a movie about dudes who are waaaaay too obsessed with Tiffany for giving me my favorite quote for today: "I might ask for a finger nail or a to…

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Uma Thurman: Stalker Worthy?

posted 05/06/2008
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Uma Thurman: Stalker Worthy?

After hearing about Uma Thurman’s recent stalker troubles, I asked myself a question: If I was a stalker, would I stalk Uma Thurman? The answer was a pretty resounding “no.” (Since I was playing the role of a stalker, I also was h…

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