Uma Thurman: Stalker Worthy?

After hearing about Uma Thurman’s recent stalker troubles, I asked myself a question: If I was a stalker, would I stalk Uma Thurman? The answer was a pretty resounding “no.” (Since I was playing the role of a stalker, I also was hearing voices.) Then I asked myself another question: Is Uma Thurman sexy? Sure, she’s totally cool and seems down to earth. But do you really want to stalk some girl who looks and acts like the tomboy on your company softball team? If I’m going to blow a jail sentence on a girl, she’d have to have something awesome like an enormous ass or an enormous chest or a tiny mouth…which I think means I should be stalking one of the Chicago White Sox blow-up dolls.

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