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I’m not saying George can’t sing. I’m just saying I can’t stop laughing whenever I hear him sing the line “on the road again.” (Also, check out the short clip of Uhura standing up at the end. Total GILF.)
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The only reason I posted this grainy ass Star Trek Teaser trailer is because it serves a more important purpose: A nerd test. Based on your reaction to watching this low-quality youtube embed, you can find out just how much of a nerd you are. Here’s how it breaks down.
You:
Are Not A Nerd: You watched about twenty seconds of it, realized it was super low quality, then turned it off.
Are A Low Level Nerd: You watched the whole thing, and when the voice over said “Space. The final frontier,” you had a tingly feeling in your stomach, similar to the one you feel when you watch the preview of what’s going to happen on the next “Lost.”
Wear A Headset When You Play Role Playing Video Games Level Nerd: You watched the whole thing, got excited at the voice over, then looked online for a better version of the trailer. When you couldn’t find one, you tried to find information about what movie that trailer was going to play before.
Masturbate to Comic Books Level Nerd: Watched the whole thing, excited at the voice over, but then instead of searching for a higher resolution version, you called a friend who you KNEW would know whether or not there was one.
Have Never Seen A Vagina And Can’t Foresee A Scenario In Which You Would Level Nerd: You received a call from a friend asking you whether or not there was a higher resolution version of this trailer.
Dudes wearing Spock ears are shitting their space suits right now because some nerd put together 81 photos of the hottest women of Star Trek. If you have friends and don’t live in your parents basement, this photo montage of chicks with bad haircuts wearing 60s-style disco outfits may not qualify as porn. But if you wear your virginity as a badge of honor and still have braces, then this was made for you.
You think just because someone’s elected, they get to be president? No sir, before anybody moves into the White House, they have to pass an entrance exam.
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