The Star Wars Christmas Special in 5 Minutes

Long ago, in a galaxy really close to this one, George Lucas made the worst Christmas Special of all time to try and entice kids to buy Star Wars toys. It was two hours long and starred Bea Arthur, but luckily Late Night Explosion boiled it down to five amazing minutes. It included Chewbacca’s family, rock and roll supergroup Jefferson Starship and a dirty old man. The gist of the story is that Han Solo has to get Chewbacca back to his house for “Life Day”. Some highlights: At one point the old man gives Chewy’s son some virtual porn, Bea Arthur dances with Greedo, Han has a “moment” with Chewy’s wife and for some reason Luke is wearing eyeliner. I can’t make this stuff up.

HolyTaco.com would like to wish everyone a Happy Life Day this holiday season. Except Jar Jar. He was a bitch.

Film nerds should listen for a Wilhelm Scream at the 3:59 mark.

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