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If J.J. Abrams Screws Up ‘Star Wars,’ There Will Be Hell to Pay

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Our childhood memories are at stake here, dude. Don’t eff around.

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25 Star Wars Pets

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People who dress up their pets are monsters. Even if they’re dressed like Star Wars characters.

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The Morning Jolt: French Canadian Yoda

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This is more of an unintentionally funny thing, but French Yoda cracks me up. “Erreur!” Ha ha ha! Now I want some French Brisk.

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14 Deleted Scenes You Won’t Find On The Star Wars Blu-Ray

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Today at Comic-Con the world got its first taste of the long-awaited deleted scenes that will be featured on the equally long-awaited Star Wars Blu-ray coming out later this year. Of course, seeing as it’s George Lucas we’re talking about, there wi…

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25 Pretty Bad Ass Chess Sets

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Chess has a reputation as a bit of a nerd game, often by people who don’t know how to play and think Mountain Dew is a refreshing sport drink. But if it was really nerdy, would there be a Star Wars version? I think not.

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Lando Calrissian Has Been Arrested

Lando Calrissian Has Been Arrested

Above: Lando Calrissian Young Citizens of the Galactic Empire can rest easy tonight, knowing that the notorious smuggler and rebel sympathizer, Lando Calrissian, has been arrested in the Outer-Rim Territory of Michigan.

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I F***ing Hate Halloween

I F***ing Hate Halloween

By Mr. Tinylegs God damn, do I hate Halloween. I hate it so f***ing much! I hate it more than cats! I hate it more than the friggen vacuum cleaner! I hate it more than that dude who shows up once a day and shoves paper through that slot in the door…

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Star Wars and Public Masturbation: Together At Last

Star Wars and Public Masturbation: Together At Last

Since the late 1970′s, dorks around the world have sought to combine their love of Star Wars with their crippling addiction to public masturbation. Unfortunately, all attempts to reconcile the two beloved pastimes have failed…until now!…

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5 Things Your Parents Thought Would Exist By Now

5 Things Your Parents Thought Would Exist By Now

The 1950′s and 60′s was a heyday for Science Fiction. Theaters and television schedules were overflowing with visionary depictions of the future, where everyone wore silver jumpsuits, robots handled household chores, and space travel was…

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May The Horse Be With You

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Sports Commercials are HOT (TotalProSports)   Turduckens 101 (MadeMan)   Charlotte Observer Does Not Like France (AllLeftTurns)   The 25 Most Awesome Starwars Cakes (Screenjunkies)   Josh Koscheck = Jerkface (Cagepotato)   T…

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Extreme Dagobah Tourism Video

Extreme Dagobah Tourism Video

  Fan Boys: If you’re unsure of where to spend the Holidays, look no further. This video will have you gassing up your homemade X-Wing and scrambling to find new batteries for that Fleshlight you pretend is a lightsaber.   Hockey Go…

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