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Kirk Cameron Doth Protest Too Much

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by Jim Tews

So we’re all aware at this point that Kirk Cameron is a born again Christian, right? ‘Cause he is, and he’s not one of the cool, quiet ones. He still goes on TV and flaps his dumb gums about crap. Most recently, he was on Piers Mor…

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Lady With 20 Inch Long Nails Claims She’s Making a Fashion Statement

posted 02/08/2011
by Luis Prada

Jazz Ison Sinkfield is a disgusting wretch of a human. You’ve probably heard of her once or twice in the past couple of days. She’s the woman from Atlanta that thought it wise to grow her finger nails out to ridiculous lengths – 20 inches to be exa…

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Inner Monologue of a Guy Who Lost His Credit Card

posted 02/01/2010
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Aw, crap. I don’t have my credit card. I must’ve lost it somewhere last night. Well, looks like Tampico and Sun Chips breakfast from Walgreens will have to wait. I have to find out what happened last night. Let’s …

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