State flags are outdated. Originally, state flags were supposed to embody the history and ideals of the state they represented, but I have no idea what a cow sitting under a tree has to do with Vermont, or how a chick standing on top of a dud…
There’s state birds, state flowers, even state trees. So we figured, why not give some states their own official “State Person” Here’s a few.
CALIFORNIA
The Southern California Shaded Douchebag
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