April 22nd, 2008 | 08:53
We all know babies are pretty stupid. They crap their pants, they drool all over themselves and they only speak in forced grunts or high-pitched squeals. But I must admit, I’m pretty jealous that babies can go to a museum and get away with cramming fake breasts into their mouths. I can only do that at strip clubs. And it costs me $20. (Hepatits shots are no charge at the free clinic.)
baby, breast feed, statue
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